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“As long as there is two men on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.”-The Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

It’s better to fail with honor than succeed by fraud.

In the gardens perched on the sky,
The ones where snakes sing lullabies,
I met a man who spoke to me,
A dead man hanging from a tree.

He craned his neck and whispered this:
“Perfection is the great abyss.
Leave now lest you share my fate,
A ghost dangling at heaven’s gate.”

Why should I fear paradise?
I lived free of mortal vice.
So I trudged on past the sycamores
And stood before the pearly doors.

Through the bars I saw the fields:
The stars mere cogs in ox cart wheels,
The earth a pebble in a stream,
But not one human to be seen.

Undeterred, I gripped the latch.
I pulled, but it came unattached.
Despite my rage, the gates stood firm,
Then grew so hot I smelled flesh burn.

I ran back injured to the groves,
And washed my wounds in waterfalls.
As I bathed I heard the groans,
Of voices wrapped in funeral pall.

Count leaves dangling from a branch,
Thus numbered bodies overhead:
Specters moaning for another chance
To escape the orchard of the dead.

An empty noose caressed my neck
The way my first love had.
A soothing feeling on my neck
To forget the good and bad.
To forget the ones who hurt you,
To forget the ones you hurt,
To forget the hate all men accrue
When their feet still touch the dirt.

  • Age: 17
  • Sex: Male
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Ashrock and Roll (completed)
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Can't Outsmart Bullet (completed)
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Cakewalk (completed)
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"Let's Get This Party Started!" (completed)
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Zombie Wrangler (completed)
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Skilled Survivor (completed)
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48 Days Later (completed)
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Locked and Loaded (completed)
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Green Horn (completed)
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Five-Ball Fury (completed)
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Advancing Armor (completed)
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First Explosive Contact (completed)
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Ashrock and Roll (completed)
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Ashrock and Roll Badge (easy - 5 points)

Complete every Ashrock mission in Tyrant

Acquired May. 06, 2012

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ragingbannana1

Nov 2, 2011 5:07am

sup porker :P

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FlakyPorcupine82 Nov 26, 2011 5:08pm

Nuttin’ much, what about you?

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ragingbannana1 Dec 11, 2011 10:22am

nuttn

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Rbinnetje

Nov 10, 2011 2:26pm

howls

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FlakyPorcupine82 Nov 26, 2011 5:08pm

…(squeaks)…

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BrutallyDeceased

Nov 26, 2011 4:50pm

lol hi me!

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FlakyPorcupine82 Nov 26, 2011 5:08pm

Hello myself. :D

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Lightning674

Sep 25, 2011 6:48am

FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up ur day and may their arms be to short to scratch it…..AMEN < lmao

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FlakyPorcupine82 Sep 25, 2011 2:41pm

wat

You worry me sometimes. .

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Lightning674 Sep 27, 2011 1:51pm

sometimes? u know that it’s funny just admit it

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Cris15569

Aug 11, 2011 4:45pm

HI!

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FlakyPorcupine82 Aug 11, 2011 7:26pm

Hello!

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Cris15569 Aug 13, 2011 10:34am

sup

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