Flame_Grenadier

Also know as Kelgore
A.K.A. Spazzy, That-son-of-a-bitch, The mastermind, Flame, StuddedKnuckles, or The Teller of Legends. I am the real Gordon Freeman. And yes, I am better than Chuck Norris. The tools of my trade: Sniper rifle, Shotgun, Flamethrower, an AXE, a crowbar, a pencil and paper, Molotov Cocktails, a POWER FIST, and…my insanity.

P.S. I get a jolly for cute fat chicks. Don’t judge, or I’ll SMACK YOU.

P.S.S. StuddedKnuckles is actually my Xbox life gamertag. Have fun with that folks.