FlamingAce's profile

I don’t know why my ‘About Me’ section is set out like this. I just started randomly writing stuff in and it’s just grown and grown.

Don’t expect me to be in chat at all. Reasons being, I only go online to check my messages and get the occasional badge. Also people just say I annoy them, so…

Here’s some quotes… —>
.“Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe… I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet.” -The Heavy.
.“Long as there’s two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.” -The Sniper.
.“I’m farely shure if they took porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left and it would be called, Bring back the Porn.” -Dr. Cox
.“My interest in women is quite healthy. However their interest in me is… Not as healthy as one might hope…” -UnKnown.
.“We asked for your opinion, we didn’t say we’d listen to you.” -My dad to my little sister :D.
.“Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.” -Murphy’s Military Law #23.
.“Odd objects attract fire – never lurk behind one.” -Murphy’s Military Law #101.
.“There is no God but myself”. “Knowing this, who dares worship the false gods of the Koran and Bible?”
-Satan
from the Qu’Ret Al-Yezid (yeah, what of it?).

Here’s what I actually have to say… —>
.Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
.Life goes on… Well, not really. Prepare for your destruction.
.Mental Note; Locusts are smarter than crickets.
.I know the “Crush the Castle 2” badges are out of order, but that’s because I completed the game before the badges came out.
.If you’re depressed, whats the point in looking both ways?
.Why does a statement sound more intelligent if it is quoted?
.If God does exist, then he is not but a perverse, insecure, sadist and I refuse to devout myself to such a creature.

Things I hate with every fibre of my being —>
1. Chavs (imagine how rich Britain would be if we cut them all off from benefits),
2. Call of Duty (the entire series),
3. People who force their religion, shamelessly onto others (mainly Christians, sorry but it’s true),
4. Phoebe Buffay (from F.R.I.E.N.D.S),
5. FootBall (and all games based on, or relating to it),
6. Sex and the City (… the show you morons).
7. People who use animated avatars that don’t work (hate is a strong word, but it really bugs me).
- Ask me why… I dare you!

Seriously, think about it for a second. We round up all the chavs in Britain, take away the benefits they get for being uneducated wankers, put them in a big cage, and destroy their council flats. The result is a Britain with severly reduced crime, alot of room to build important stuff on and a shit load of money to build it with. Sales of Nike, Adidas, Fred Perry and all other chav related brands will plummit but with all the left over money we will have from the benefits that aren’t being abused, we could easily pay for the unemployed (assuming that they are willing to find new jobs). The end result: A stress free paradise.

So… I play guitar now. This has been an eventful summer :/.

The – + system has made me scared to comment… THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!!!