Flat_Thunder's Comments

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Play Pixel Purge Pixel Purge Nov. 20, 2014
It keeps skipping and making me die.
Play Monsters' Den Chronicles Monsters' Den Chronicles Nov. 15, 2014
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Play Monsters' Den Chronicles Monsters' Den Chronicles Nov. 15, 2014
It's funny how a captain can heal people my moralizing them. "Sir, I just got stabbed in the heart! What do I do?" "Just shrug it off." "Oh, wow! I'm suddenly not hurt!"
Play Vector Conflict: The Siege Vector Conflict: The Siege Nov. 12, 2014
One of those GASH DANG orange flying enemies is on the verge of dropping the apocalypse on you, your only nuke is used on it and you're launching missiles and bullets at it like a maniac. It's no more than 10 feet away from you about to unleash hell on you, but it finally goes down! And THAT is success!
Play Build the Bridge Build the Bridge Nov. 08, 2014
Such a weak train. Can't even jump off a ramp.
Play Gravitee Wars Online Gravitee Wars Online Oct. 31, 2014
GraviteeWarsOnline.com/replays/4177 Incredible!
Play Gravitee Wars Online Gravitee Wars Online Oct. 28, 2014
They finally got that crud done!
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Sep. 21, 2014
All of my saves were removed somehow, and I did not do any of the things that could possibly remove saves. Does anyone know how this happened? Also, there is no way i'm playing through at least 8 hours of gameplay again. I can barely stand re-doing 2 hours, let alone at least 8.
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Sep. 21, 2014
It was the last day to get the kongpanion. I continue playing this game. I immediately get the kongpanion from having already having the badge of the day. That's about as lucky as it gets.
Play Pirateers Pirateers Sep. 19, 2014
The first time I tried the treasure minigame, I immediately lost after digging once. Wow, good job on making the player feel welcome, game!
Play Freeway Fury 3 Freeway Fury 3 Sep. 19, 2014
Why is the singer from Metallica going on a vehicle rampage?
Play Crash Test Launcher Crash Test Launcher Sep. 14, 2014
Being right next to the pool somehow counts as being in it.
Play The Gun Game 2 The Gun Game 2 Sep. 13, 2014
You know you have skills when you can fire a shotgun as if it was an SMG.
Play The King's League: Odyssey The King's League: Odyssey Sep. 13, 2014
It's amazing how one can go from sucking to annihilating everything so quickly.
Play Bullet Heaven Bullet Heaven Sep. 11, 2014
Somehow, not paying too much attention to the bullets makes dodging them more effective sometimes.
Play The Gun Game The Gun Game Sep. 07, 2014
I can shoot bullets out of a USP as if it was a machine gun.
Play Moby Dick 2 Moby Dick 2 Sep. 06, 2014
The whale jumps into space and slams its tail down onto a boat with 2 people in it at terminal velocity. The boat is barely damaged. The whale rams another 2-person boat at what looks like nearly the speed of sound. The boat tilts slightly and someone falls out. I'm not exaggerating, either. It's possible for it to literally happen if you get all upgrades.
Play MegaDrill MegaDrill Sep. 05, 2014
My fuel ran out at 666 ft o_o
Play Solipskier Solipskier Sep. 05, 2014
Well, there's already a badge for going fast (70 mph), but I wish it was 88.
Play Solipskier Solipskier Sep. 05, 2014
It would be cool if there was a badge for reaching 88 mph.