Flat_Thunder's Comments

Game Comments
Play Gravitee Wars Online Gravitee Wars Online Oct. 28, 2014
They finally got that crud done!
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Sep. 21, 2014
All of my saves were removed somehow, and I did not do any of the things that could possibly remove saves. Does anyone know how this happened? Also, there is no way i'm playing through at least 8 hours of gameplay again. I can barely stand re-doing 2 hours, let alone at least 8.
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Epic Battle Fantasy 4 Sep. 21, 2014
It was the last day to get the kongpanion. I continue playing this game. I immediately get the kongpanion from having already having the badge of the day. That's about as lucky as it gets.
Play Pirateers Pirateers Sep. 19, 2014
The first time I tried the treasure minigame, I immediately lost after digging once. Wow, good job on making the player feel welcome, game!
Play Freeway Fury 3 Freeway Fury 3 Sep. 19, 2014
Why is the singer from Metallica going on a vehicle rampage?
Play Crash Test Launcher Crash Test Launcher Sep. 14, 2014
Being right next to the pool somehow counts as being in it.
Play The Gun Game 2 The Gun Game 2 Sep. 13, 2014
You know you have skills when you can fire a shotgun as if it was an SMG.
Play The King's League: Odyssey The King's League: Odyssey Sep. 13, 2014
It's amazing how one can go from sucking to annihilating everything so quickly.
Play Bullet Heaven Bullet Heaven Sep. 11, 2014
Somehow, not paying too much attention to the bullets makes dodging them more effective sometimes.
Play The Gun Game The Gun Game Sep. 07, 2014
I can shoot bullets out of a USP as if it was a machine gun.
Play Moby Dick 2 Moby Dick 2 Sep. 06, 2014
The whale jumps into space and slams its tail down onto a boat with 2 people in it at terminal velocity. The boat is barely damaged. The whale rams another 2-person boat at what looks like nearly the speed of sound. The boat tilts slightly and someone falls out. I'm not exaggerating, either. It's possible for it to literally happen if you get all upgrades.
Play MegaDrill MegaDrill Sep. 05, 2014
My fuel ran out at 666 ft o_o
Play Solipskier Solipskier Sep. 05, 2014
Well, there's already a badge for going fast (70 mph), but I wish it was 88.
Play Solipskier Solipskier Sep. 05, 2014
It would be cool if there was a badge for reaching 88 mph.
Play El Papel El Papel Sep. 05, 2014
How long is this guy's neck, anyway?!
Developer response from killa_bunnies

10 kilometers and counting...

Play Over The Border Over The Border Sep. 02, 2014
Play Over The Border Over The Border Sep. 02, 2014
According to a report, a bandito known ass Desnudo Vuelo was found shooting a border guard with a taco gun while naked. The guard apparently shot Desnudo Vuelo with 7 hamburgers while the bandito cartwheeled away, being bitten by a snake in the process.
Play Bartender: The Right Mix Bartender: The Right Mix Aug. 30, 2014
I just added random ingredients, which surprisingly did not cause him to breathe fire or commit suicide or anything.
Play Hungry Sumo Hungry Sumo Aug. 23, 2014
This man is using food. That's a performance-enhancing drug, so he should be disqualified from this competition.
Play Idle Tree Idle Tree Jul. 21, 2014
They said no amount of kicking can make a sapling grow. Well, i've been kicking it for a good 20 minutes, so I don't think it will grow, although I could be wrong.