Flat_Thunder's Comments

Game Comments
Play Crash Test Launcher Crash Test Launcher Sep. 14, 2014
Being right next to the pool somehow counts as being in it.
Play The Gun Game 2 The Gun Game 2 Sep. 13, 2014
You know you have skills when you can fire a shotgun as if it was an SMG.
Play The King's League: Odyssey The King's League: Odyssey Sep. 13, 2014
It's amazing how one can go from sucking to annihilating everything so quickly.
Play Bullet Heaven Bullet Heaven Sep. 11, 2014
Somehow, not paying too much attention to the bullets makes dodging them more effective sometimes.
Play The Gun Game The Gun Game Sep. 07, 2014
I can shoot bullets out of a USP as if it was a machine gun.
Play Moby Dick 2 Moby Dick 2 Sep. 06, 2014
The whale jumps into space and slams its tail down onto a boat with 2 people in it at terminal velocity. The boat is barely damaged. The whale rams another 2-person boat at what looks like nearly the speed of sound. The boat tilts slightly and someone falls out. I'm not exaggerating, either. It's possible for it to literally happen if you get all upgrades.
Play MegaDrill MegaDrill Sep. 05, 2014
My fuel ran out at 666 ft o_o
Play Solipskier Solipskier Sep. 05, 2014
Well, there's already a badge for going fast (70 mph), but I wish it was 88.
Play Solipskier Solipskier Sep. 05, 2014
It would be cool if there was a badge for reaching 88 mph.
Play El Papel El Papel Sep. 05, 2014
How long is this guy's neck, anyway?!
Developer response from killa_bunnies

10 kilometers and counting...

Play Over The Border Over The Border Sep. 02, 2014
as*
Play Over The Border Over The Border Sep. 02, 2014
According to a report, a bandito known ass Desnudo Vuelo was found shooting a border guard with a taco gun while naked. The guard apparently shot Desnudo Vuelo with 7 hamburgers while the bandito cartwheeled away, being bitten by a snake in the process.
Play Bartender: The Right Mix Bartender: The Right Mix Aug. 30, 2014
I just added random ingredients, which surprisingly did not cause him to breathe fire or commit suicide or anything.
Play Hungry Sumo Hungry Sumo Aug. 23, 2014
This man is using food. That's a performance-enhancing drug, so he should be disqualified from this competition.
Play Idle Tree Idle Tree Jul. 21, 2014
They said no amount of kicking can make a sapling grow. Well, i've been kicking it for a good 20 minutes, so I don't think it will grow, although I could be wrong.
Play Into Space 2 Into Space 2 Jul. 21, 2014
Dear rocket ship, I kindly request that you please go up instead of down when going through those things that make you go up faster. We're trying to reach space, not the ground. Sincerely, the person piloting the rocket ship
Play Into Space 2 Into Space 2 Jul. 20, 2014
It's funny how an airplane hit by a rocket ship going down at terminal velocity takes no damage when hit.
Play Dead Drunk 1.9 Dead Drunk 1.9 Jul. 19, 2014
I always try to survive jumping out of the window.
Play You Find Yourself In A Room You Find Yourself In A Room Jul. 16, 2014
I entered 666 in the second keypad, and the following room was referred to as "Hell". Is that a coincidence, or does any number work after a while?
Play Super Fishing Super Fishing Jul. 16, 2014
The autosave doesn't work... at all.