some crazy doctor came in and locked himself in the lab and i cant break in there guns b
lazing to rescue my best scientist/soldier from his ebil hands then some explosion happens ant there both dead... i though everyone knew never to trust crazy scientists
after arrested for breaking out of candy jail burrito bison went to normal jail
Bison: i just dont understand i was shopping and suddenly i was pulled into a bag of gummy bears were i was forced to fight a jawbreaker.
Officer: well did you
Bison: no i used the rail to propel myself, bounce off his head and bounce off any gummy in my way to escape through a giant gate.
Officer: well to me it sounds like your confessing to many charges of assault and breaking an exit.
Bison: but the abducted me and forced me to fight i had to. but after i broke through the gate i discovered another and after that another *breaks down crying* and there police are strong enough to beat the shit out of me no matter how hard i land on them!!!
Officer 2: WATCH THE LANGUAGE there are kids playing this game
Officer: it also sounds like more charges of assault, breaking an exit and now assault on an officer.