Floirt's Comments

Game Comments
Play GunBlood GunBlood Nov. 27, 2010
All that pointless killing! Why can't I be rewarded for shooting the first guy's legs, making him miss all his shots, then refusing to finish him? No, instead I have to lie on the ground for all eternity, bleeding on the white floor. =(
Play VVVVVV Demo VVVVVV Demo Jan. 11, 2010
To all of you downvoting because it IS a demo: do you prefer no demo at all?
Play Bubba Time (Final Release) Bubba Time (Final Release) Jan. 04, 2010
Needs custom controls for the two-thrids of the world who isn't using a QWERTY keyboard. Naaah, I can get along fine with Alt-Shift. However, gameplay is VERY LAGGY, even with a recent computer. 2/5.
Play Einstein's Riddle Einstein's Riddle Jan. 01, 2010
Wow, this took ages without a chart. However, win on first try! Hurray! =D
Play run.don't.stop run.don't.stop Jan. 01, 2010
Yessss, I have all the achievments! :D
Play run.don't.stop run.don't.stop Jan. 01, 2010
Oh and, I totally got the "going left 10000 feet" achievement. It's actually one of the easiest, when you think about it. You just have to play normally, except when the magma gets to your feet, you hop on platfors, going the highest you can, and then start platform hopping to the left. With luck, you'll even reach the shop again. (even if it's submerged in lava!)
Play run.don't.stop run.don't.stop Jan. 01, 2010
Haha, I managed to fall into the pit but freeze the core and fly back out using a ton of icicles! =D
Play Red Fluxion Red Fluxion Dec. 28, 2009
OH GOD YES STARFOX MUSIC. This goes right into my favourites.
Play Aristotle's Axis Aristotle's Axis Dec. 23, 2009
Great newtonian physics. It's hard to find spacegame that actually use those these days.
Play This is the Only Level This is the Only Level Dec. 13, 2009
3:39:97. Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Play Level Up! Level Up! Dec. 11, 2009
Pro-tip: You have to LOAD a savegame in order to LOAD it. *basic common sense*
Play Scribbland Scribbland Dec. 09, 2009
Sorry, but there's way too much fake difficulty in this game. (see forum post for a full review). 2/5, would not play again.
Play Level Up! Level Up! Dec. 09, 2009
Wow hey guys, stop complaining about getting your ass handed to you in the boss battle. It's a game mechanic. Besides, you don't lose much. You don't even lose "Learning" levels, or gems!
Play Level Up! Level Up! Dec. 09, 2009
I love this game. The demo for the sequel looks cool, too. It feels like a mix of Upgrade Complete and Inquisitive Dave, which is nice.
Play The Heist The Heist Dec. 01, 2009
I wish there was a special bonus for 88MpH average speed, hehehe...
Play The LaCoGeSSta Research The LaCoGeSSta Research Nov. 29, 2009
Great game, through the levels are too linear. =) Note: You can disable the music and the background text in the options!
Play My Pet Protector My Pet Protector Nov. 26, 2009
Tier 12, completely unknown, with 78k points. What.
Play Ultimate Assassin 2 Ultimate Assassin 2 Nov. 21, 2009
"Congratulations! You just won the ! Badge and 30 points!" -> Great game, through not difficult enough for my tastes. It would have been nice to be able to navigate the menu with the arrow keys, but hey. I'd suggest you make a level editor, and maybe stop the escapes from appearing in certain places (you already have different grounds, so yeah), and maybe limit the target from walking outside a certain area (sometimes you just have to wait for it to walk into you,instead of trying to sneak up to it). Pro-tip for people who have problems: Speed is actually extremely useful. For one, it allows you to take opportunities you may not have had at normal speeds, it helps you cross open space safely, and it even lets you dodge bullets if you run just right.
Play Tower of Greed Tower of Greed Nov. 20, 2009
Easiest card ever! :D
Play Super Doodle Man Super Doodle Man Nov. 10, 2009
Exact copy of shootorial. Plus the music is crap. 1/5.