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Flywacket

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    In your dreams, mi amour.
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    Dec. 26, 2009

Handsome… Attractive… Incredibly good looking… These are all words I would use to describe Flyw “Hammerfist” Acket, Kongregates most eligible bachelor! Now I know what you’re thinking “What manner of chiseled paragon of human masculinity stands before me?” to which I would let out a hearty laugh and tousle your hair with my powerful yet firm hands. “This, my boy, is would all true warriors strive for!” I would declare, with a voice like honey, and then raise one eyebrow in a way that makes the ladies swoon. Mr. Flywacket (pronounced “Flew-uh-khet”) doesn’t just spend all of his day flexing and reading stories to orphans, he also is an independent game developer, and an all-around good American citizen with an able body and hair to die for. Call now today to receive YOUR free high-five!

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