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Vegetable Game

Play Vegetable Game

Jan. 14, 2012

Rating: -2

John Wayne Gacy was a clown?

No Time To Explain

Play No Time To Explain

Jan. 05, 2012

Rating: 3

I'm sure it would be great, but it lags on my computer. Granted, my computer is shit, but still, if there was a way to turn off the effects, that would be cool.

FIVE

Play FIVE

Jan. 05, 2012

Rating: 3

Oh, okay. Apparently, I don't know how tags work. Whatever though. Felt good to get it out.

FIVE

Play FIVE

Jan. 05, 2012

Rating: 8

Great gameplay, and the design of the overall puzzle is tight, but, well, under tags, you put "philosophical." Now, I'll admit that it's about a guying escaping death, and everything's black and white, and there's soulful music and no dialogue and a mysterious suicidal figure running about the place, but by no means is it philosophical, or even thematically deep. This sort of faux-meaning is exactly the sort of "hipster bullshit" that makes people dislike independent game design. I believe in games-as-art and all, but let's be honest here; this isn't some sort of modern-day Inferno; the moving rooms do not mirror the shifting pieces of the protagonist's fractured psyche; his encounter with the killer is not symbolic of man's struggle with God or his inner demons or herpes or some bullshit like that. It is a well executed, aesthetically pleasing puzzle game and nothing more, and that is enough... . Anyway, 5/5, good job.

Atomic Puzzle

Play Atomic Puzzle

Sep. 10, 2011

Rating: -3

Rules aren't adequately explained, and a few of the levels solve themselves.

endeavor

Play endeavor

Sep. 10, 2011

Rating: 1

Predictable ending, but great fun.

Mosquito & Cow

Play Mosquito & Cow

Jul. 11, 2011

Rating: -1

Beautiful, yet subtly disturbing.

Another Pointless Flash Button Game Derived From Other Pointless Flash Button Games Inspired For No Absolute Reason Featuring a Random Button That Asks You Random Pointless Objects and Challenges You (Yes you.) To Complete This Super Long Game If You Can

Play Another Pointless Flash Button Game Derived From Other Pointless Flash Button Games Inspired For No Absolute Reason Featuring a Random Button That Asks You Random Pointless Objects and Challenges You (Yes you.) To Complete This Super Long Game If You Can

Jul. 11, 2011

Rating: 0

I'm pretty sure the 8 dogs ten buns thing happens in Europe too.

Miley Cyrus

Play Miley Cyrus

Jul. 11, 2011

Rating: 14

HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT HER FACE! JESUS CHRIST! HAHAHA! Oh my God, did your brilliant artist use a reference photo, or did she draw from memory? Because THAT is some messed up shit. Is that supposed to be the "beautiful celebrity, Miley Cyrus"? Hilarious. And from a "gameplay" (If that's what you call it), standpoint, the clothing options are very limited. It is obvious that the absolute MINIMUM amount of time and effort was put into this.

Just Walk

Play Just Walk

Jul. 11, 2011

Rating: -2

@ stars for walljumpan and song

Half-Life 2

Play Half-Life 2

Jul. 11, 2011

Rating: 1

What the hell am I looking at

memrrtiks, suashem

Play memrrtiks, suashem

Jul. 24, 2010

Rating: -3

How do you submit scores?

memrrtiks, suashem

Play memrrtiks, suashem

Jul. 24, 2010

Rating: 0

Okay, I lied, You have to push space to start.

memrrtiks, suashem

Play memrrtiks, suashem

Jun. 17, 2010

Rating: 17

Whoa. Whoa. WHOA. This is whoa to teh max. 5/5 AND faved. It took me a while to figure out you had to push enter to start though.

PLUMMET-RUN

Play PLUMMET-RUN

Jun. 17, 2010

Rating: -1

This game punched my computer.

Mister Rain

Play Mister Rain

Jun. 17, 2010

Rating: 3

The only thing Mark Twain loves more than cheating at cards is easy broads

Loved

Play Loved

Jun. 17, 2010

Rating: 0

Excellent, the writing, the "story" the themes, the artistic presentation, everything, excellent, except for one thing: The controls are horrendous. 4/5, please fix this?

Hidden Objects-Cindrella

Play Hidden Objects-Cindrella

Jun. 14, 2010

Rating: 0

No, incredibly f*cking bad. I should give you one star just for making a "girl" game, but then you went and consistently misspelled Cinderella's name.

The Adventures of the Lazer Sheep 1.2!

Play The Adventures of the Lazer Sheep 1.2!

Jun. 14, 2010

Rating: -5

gay first was waaay beter

The Adventures of the Lazer Sheep!

Play The Adventures of the Lazer Sheep!

Jun. 14, 2010

Rating: 5

how do I shot lazer?