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Well, anyway, My name’s Josh and I mostly hang out in Difference Engine. My best friends are matt414243 and pat411. They’re brothers.
I play WoW occasionally.
My favourite animal is the Grey Wolf.
My favourite band is They Might Be Giants.
My favourite song is Contrecoup by them.

Kongregate is overrun by trolls, flamers, spammers and horrible game-makers (I’m talking to you, MrCredsAlex…). It sucks. I wish there was something we could do, but the mods seem indifferent most of the time. Of all the reports I’ve filed (25+), only 4 have been answered. That’s less than one sixth.

I like to trawl (not troll!) the OT forum, and occasionally bump stuff. Sorry.

If you add me, I’ll add you back.

Things I like:
Chocolate
Pokemon
Kongregate
Top Hats
Monocles

Things I hate:
Trolls
Corporate Capitalism
Giant Corporations
Trolls
Smartphones
“Music” that takes no talent (Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, etc.)
Trolls
Bronies (You guys are just weird.)
Republicans
Conspiracy Theorists
Trolls
Facebook
“Reality” TV
My horrible Frisbee-throwing skills
MTV
Trolls
Basketball
Internet-speak (e.g. “ur cute lol” )

Did you know that the Latin word “Troglodytarum” means troll? Look at the similarity to “troglodyte”. Fitting, eh?

I’m a kongregologist (It’s a word…from now on, anyways)

Common Name: ForgingIron
Scientific Name: Kongregatari ferrum
Group name: pack

K. ferrum is a social species. Most packs of K. ferrum are in a fight with drudges of T. autistii. I’d elaborate, but I don’t want to get egotistical.

UPDATE: T. autistii seems to have lost the war versus K. ferrum.

Common name: ArgIax
Scientific name: Troglodytarus dominusdux
Group name: class

T. dominisdux works alongside T. autistii and T. bivalvia. Not much else is known about this rare species.

Common name: TehSky
Scientific name: Troglodytarus autistii
Group name: drudge

Often uses offensive slurs, usually “autistic”. Uses “asspie” a lot. Takes great pride in its “accomplishments”. Thinks they are smarter than everyone else. Approach with extreme caution.

Common name: Clams
Scientific name: Troglodytarus bivalvia
Group name: bed

T. bivalvia is a reclusive species, often lurking alongside of T. autistii and T. dominusdux. I have not catalogued much information on T. bivalvia, as it is a rare species. Approach with care.

Common name: mastertrol
Scientific name: Troglodytarus stultus
Group name: blight

Quite possibly the most unintelligent species of genus Troglodytarus. Likes to bully K. nipponus.

Common names: binchu, and others.
Scientific name: Troglodytarus commoni
Group name: pace

T. Commoni goes by many names, but I have only encountered “binchu”. It is a moronic species, but not as unintelligent as T. stultus.

Common name: mardek93
Scientific name: Kongregatari nipponus
Group name: coven

Likes Japanese culture. Gets bullied a lot by T. stultus.

Common Name: domantas123
Scientific Name: Kongregatari pseudotroglodytarus
Group name: pouch

Territory includes Northwestern and Central Europe. K. Trog (for short) often socializes with species of genus Troglodytarus more often than those of its own genus.

Common Name: greg
Scientific Name: Admini badgus
Group Name: parliament

A very powerful species. Often awards achievements to species of genus Kongregatari for accomplishments in different games formed by species of genus Developari.

Common Name:Wellbone
Scientific Name: Sanctuarius bonus
Group name: leash

Preys on T. Commoni and K. Nipponi. Only member of the Sanctuarius genus besides S. Tsuppus and S. Sebinus that has a range outside Sanctuary.

Forge’s Quick Guide to Grammar:

1. “There” refers to a place. “Their” refers to them having something. “They’re” is a contraction of “they are”.

2. Use “you” and “are”, not “u” nor “r”. If you’re too lazy to type two extra letters, get off of your ass and go do something productive.

3. “Your” refers to you having something. “You’re” is a contraction of “you are”. “Yore” refers to long ago.

4. “Too” means “as well” or “more/less than enough”. “Two” is a number. “To” has many uses, neither of which have I mentioned.

5. “Oh, if you want to be possessive, it’s just i-t-s, but if it’s supposed to be a contraction then it’s i-t-apostrophe-s. Scalawag.” — Strong Bad (Matt Chapman)

6. I, unless you’re referring to the letter itself, is always capitalized.

7. If there’s a variation between the British and American spellings of a word, then the British spelling is correct, regardless of what your spell-checker says.

8. Element 13 is aluminium, not aluminum, nor, God forbid, aloonymoon.

9. The punctuation goes inside the brackets. Which, brings me to point 10:

10. They’re brackets, not parentheses.

11. Armour, favour, and colour always have the letter “U”.

12. In a list of more than three items, there is always a comma between the penultimate item and the word “and”. See point 11 for clarification.

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