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Nonvul bron, dahmaan daar rok do fin fodiiz bormah – wah krii ko morokei kein los wah zin geinmaar. Wah dir ko morokei kein los wah zin pah do keizaai!

Don’t say another goddamned word. Up until now, I’ve been polite. If you say anything else – one word – I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you. This fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins you will hear the sound of children screaming – as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As i slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I WILL OPEN ONE OF MY SIX MOUTHS, AND SING A SONG THAT ENDS THE WORLD.

  • Member Since: Apr. 26, 2011
  • Last Login: May. 11, 2012
  • Current Points: 1786
  • Comments: 1
  • Forum posts: 0
  • Location: Kenya obviously
  • Age: 24
  • Sex: Male
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Defeat the ghostly samurai boss in Sonny

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meyerzz

Dec 28, 2011 1:46pm

herro fo :)

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anigous

Sep 29, 2011 8:40pm

Forged in the flames of heaven, cooled with the spit of Anigous. This heavenly vessel of emotion is birthed. Foshawn, decided was it’s name. Upon being trained in the ways of finer arts, he was to anigous’ satisfaction. Now it’s up to him to prove his value as the truest artefact…

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Kazuokun Dec 18, 2011 7:30pm

Pennnnnnnnnnis.

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pineapplesauce

Sep 11, 2011 7:32pm

hi

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pineapplesauce Sep 14, 2011 12:56am

sup

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pineapplesauce Sep 14, 2011 1:30am

sorry

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squint

Sep 9, 2011 2:25pm

come back and stop being so damn emo

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Foshawn Sep 9, 2011 6:54pm

I came back just for you bby ;)

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Kazuokun

May 2, 2011 8:22pm

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

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Foshawn May 2, 2011 9:34pm

YOUR WHORE MOUTH SHUT IT

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