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The world is divided into two unchangeable categories: Sadism and Masochism.

From these two categories everyone one and everything in existence can be explained and understood. Say you’re not into either?! Heretic! Everyone is S or M, no exceptions!

Leave it to me to sort you pigs out!

Do you want to be eaten? Masochist! Do you want to eat? Sadist!

Does being tied up meet your fancy? Masochist! Does whipping someone ties up sound better? Sadist.

Do you like sunny days? Masochist! Does the dark of night thrill you? Sadist!

Are you trolled? masochist! Do you troll? Sadist!

Latex? Masochist! Black Leather? Sadist!

Following orders? Masochist! Giving orders? Sadist!

Shy? Masochist! Bold? Sadist!

Pink? Remarkably, it’s sadistic! You would know that if you knew the universal laws of S and M. Blue? Hardcore Masochist!

Now those are just some of the facets of how people are S or M. Now it’s time to learn how object are either S or M, meat toilets.

Glass is easily broken but loves to cause pain, so it’s a sadist!

Chairs love to be sat upon and take your ass all day, they’re masochists

Doors are hard and unyielding, but love to open up and give you complete control over them. So they’re masochists!

Ladders love to wobble and throw people off of them, so they’re sadists!

Rugs are soft and love to be stepped on; obviously masochists!

Now, take what I have taught you and spread the word of S and M. Go on you Sadists and masochist slaves, rejoice as you fulfill the natural cycle.

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