Garney's profileAbout meSingle mom of two teenagers, and all of us addicted to gaming. Yes, we fight over the game consoles. I swear we need three of each. I’ve been a teacher, mortician, therapist, psychometrist and pretzel twister. I have degrees para and normal psychology, and no I’m not kidding. I’d chase tornados if I weren’t so lazy, explore caves if I weren’t claustrophobic, hunt ghosts if I could get out of the house, and train dogs if I had more energy. The Abyss always has been and always will be my favorite movie. I’m a child of the 80s so my taste in music is all screwed up, it’s not my fault. I love simulation games, city builders, god games, MMOs, RPGs and a few other letters of the alphabet. My first love was Final Fantasy, but I cheat on it with Zelda and the Sims. I draw digital adoptable critters, customize My Little Ponies, scrapbook, weave dreamcatchers, cross stitch, kill any plant I try to grow, and make pysanky, but I can’t cook to save my life. I’m a male geek inside a woman’s body. I have a huge crush on Sigourney Weaver. I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up. I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your idea that I should grow up. So there.
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