Garney

I’ve been a teacher, mortician, therapist, psychometrist and pretzel twister. I have degrees para and normal psychology, and no I’m not kidding.

I’d chase tornadoes if I weren’t so lazy, explore caves if I weren’t claustrophobic, hunt ghosts if I could get out of the house, and train dogs if I had more energy.

I love simulation games, city builders, god games, MMOs, RPGs and a few other letters of the alphabet.

My first love was Final Fantasy, but I cheat on it with Zelda and the Sims.

I’m a male geek inside a woman’s body.

I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.

I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your idea that I should grow up.

So there.