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douche ex mahcockina

It has now become mandatory when trying to gather my attn to call not just for me, but also for Mahkok, General Leftnut, and my actual left nut, Django. Failure to comply will result in immediate termination of my erection.

jamiewolfycook: Garozerg The Rapist’s anagram name is GRAZE TRASH EGO-TRIP

Member Since: Jul. 19, 2007
Last Login: Sep. 20, 2011
Current Points: 10332
Comments: 66
Forum posts: 16
Location: USA

Sex: Male

Latest Achievements (view all badges)

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Ishmael Meal Badge (medium - 15 points)

Eat 50 sailors in a single game, then submit your score in Moby Dick - The Video Game

Acquired Sep. 16, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Bigger Fish to Fry Badge (easy - 5 points)

Eat 30 sea creatures during a single game, then submit your score in Moby Dick - The Video Game

Acquired Sep. 16, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Peddle to the Medal Badge (hard - 30 points)

Accelerate your shop's earnings potential to full power by upgrading to all 4 workshops in Swords & Potions

Acquired Sep. 15, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Furious Frigate Badge (medium - 15 points)

Defeat the final boss in Frantic Frigates

Acquired Sep. 14, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Decorated Pirate Badge (medium - 15 points)

Earn any 15 in-game medals in Frantic Frigates

Acquired Sep. 14, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Churning the Water Badge (easy - 5 points)

Kill 100 enemies in Frantic Frigates

Acquired Sep. 14, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Clover Quest Completion Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete the first quest assigned to you in Swords & Potions

Acquired Sep. 10, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Calamari Calamity Badge (hard - 30 points)

Show all the galactic bullies who's boss in BioGems

Acquired Sep. 09, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Jedi Mind Trick Practice Badge (easy - 5 points)

Successfully haggle or suggest 5 items in Swords & Potions

Acquired Sep. 09, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Shark: Weak Badge (medium - 15 points)

Beat up the first five enemies in BioGems

Acquired Sep. 08, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Crash Course Badge (easy - 5 points)

Crash 100 gems in BioGems

Acquired Sep. 08, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Epic Maze Badge (hard - 30 points)

Complete the first two epic stages in GemCraft Labyrinth

Acquired Sep. 07, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Candyland Breakthrough Badge (medium - 15 points)

Escape from Candyland in Burrito Bison

Acquired Sep. 06, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Impacted Sweet Tooth Badge (medium - 15 points)

Achieve 3 sweet impacts during a single launch in Burrito Bison

Acquired Sep. 06, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Breaking Jawbreaker's Jaw Badge (easy - 5 points)

Achieve a perfect launch 10 times in Burrito Bison

Acquired Sep. 06, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Gummies in My Tummy Badge (easy - 5 points)

Crush 100 total gummy bears in Burrito Bison

Acquired Sep. 06, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Zombies Ate My Brother Badge (medium - 15 points)

Escape from your zombie neighbors in I Remain

Acquired Sep. 06, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Arrrrrdent Attackers Badge (easy - 5 points)

Clear the first 10 levels in Pirates Vs Ninjas

Acquired Sep. 03, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

One Coat, Two Coat, Red Coat, Blue Coat Badge (easy - 5 points)

Paint 100 walls in Ninja Painter

Acquired Sep. 03, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Character Collector Badge (medium - 15 points)

Unlock 100 characters in Great Dungeon in the Sky

Acquired Sep. 03, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Dungeon Cleaning Badge (easy - 5 points)

Kill 20 enemies in Great Dungeon in the Sky

Acquired Sep. 03, 2011

Garozerg's favorite games

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: Tyrant

: Cursed Treasure: Level Pack!

: GemCraft Labyrinth

: Castaway

: Bird Pax

: Sneaky Tanks

Garozerg's items (107)

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: Ranec Vest, Ghost Pirate

: Captain's Grog Mug

: Darla Cross, the Saucy Wench

: Cursed Doubloons

: Balthazar Bomb-britches, the Cannoneer

: Navigator's Sextant

: Auger Blackboot, Ship's Captain

: Polished Spyglass

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: Walk Like A Pirate Quest

: Driver SF Feel The Chase Challenge

: Bodyguards & Assassins Challenge

: Best of 2008

: Captain America: Super Soldier

: Gather Your Allies - Planeswalker Badge Quest

Garozerg's friends

(view all 191 friends)

: Jiante

: Forin

: Suxilo

: Tdir

: LollipopDoll

: Anna8787

: LachataGhost

Garozerg's fans

(view all 329 fans)

: simbaha3

: Tdir

: pop2442

: Forin

: Suxilo

: enterblood

: Gryljams

Garozerg's shouts

braves055

Jan 12, 2012 4:00pm

I miss you sossosossososososo much

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Anna8787

Sep 12, 2011 7:57pm

So, I stopped by after 2 weeks and you weren’t on:( Maybe next time…

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Anna8787

Aug 27, 2011 7:19pm

You’re in my profile now<3

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haPpyAlcoholic

Jul 25, 2008 8:33am

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JamieWolfyCook

May 14, 2011 4:29am

If you are indeed back I’m so happy I could rape you…or at least attempt it

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