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Gemini_Omega

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Can you see what I see?
Can you seize the day?
Can you face your fears?
Can you take the heat?
Can you stand up for yourself?
Can you tell me what you think?
Welcome to Cripple Bitch **** Club.

I kill so others don’t have to.
GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet. aka the Brown October
CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
SATISFYING Poop: The kind where once you’re done, you feel as though you’ve lost fifty pounds. You leave with a sense of accomplishment.
WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper
between your butt and your underwear so you don’t ruin them with a stain.
DECEPTIVE Poop: The kind where you feel like you’re about to shit a torpedo, but it turns out to be CORN poop.
SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you’re done Pooping and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY Poop: It’s so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.
DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you’d swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS Poop: (Also known as “The Power Dump”, or “The Cannonball”). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Pablo’s Revenge: (Also known as “Mexicindigestion”) You ate out at a Mexican restaurant and were an hero on the salsa. You may have gained the respect of your amigos, but there’s a price to pay: an extremely unsatisfied feeling after pooping , and flaming butt cheeks for a day.
UPPER-CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.
THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but…oops…a sneaky Poop flies out.
DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
YOUTUBE Poop: Okay now…

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