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GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet. aka the Brown October
CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
SATISFYING Poop: The kind where once you’re done, you feel as though you’ve lost fifty pounds. You leave with a sense of accomplishment.
WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper
between your butt and your underwear so you don’t ruin them with a stain.
DECEPTIVE Poop: The kind where you feel like you’re about to shit a torpedo, but it turns out to be CORN poop.
SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you’re done Pooping and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY Poop: It’s so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.
DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you’d swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS Poop: (Also known as “The Power Dump”, or “The Cannonball”). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Pablo’s Revenge: (Also known as “Mexicindigestion”) You ate out at a Mexican restaurant and were an hero on the salsa. You may have gained the respect of your amigos, but there’s a price to pay: an extremely unsatisfied feeling after pooping , and flaming butt cheeks for a day.
UPPER-CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.
THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but…oops…a sneaky Poop flies out.
DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
YOUTUBE Poop: Okay now…