ಠ_ಠ I am not amused
ಥ_ಥ But… why?….
______________________________________ Assert your lemmingness and jump off a cliff
______________________________________ Ostrich pecks have been shown to go through 17 inches of solid Steel, or 6 inches of solid Titanium. In other words, we are all gonna die of ostrich related deaths.
______________________________________ A shot in the dark has a better chance of hitting than one that was never fired at all.
______________________________________ Here’s my plan. Order pizza. Take box and set it up in your open garage. When the pizza guy walks up and rings your door bell. Slowly move closer. After that. Get his attention with a sly “psst” and ask if he was followed. If he says no, take the pizza and pay the man. If he says Yes, Jump out of the box and run. If he asks why, ask if he was followed, but louder this time. Repeat the question until answered. Then refer to the “yes” or “no” Courses of actions to be taken.
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3leggedpup: They’re brother and sister: But they’re also incestuous. You see, their mutual (obviously) cousin caught them ****ing in the barn. And is trying to blackmail them with the information. But they won’t let in to his demands… So he might go to their parents. Anyway… Their parents are in a rough patch right now, and this isn’t what they need. Hazz decided that in order to save her parents’ relationship, she has to stop seeing Nuttz. But she’ll never love another man the way she loves her brother, so she’s switched teams. And Nuttz is heartbroked.
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