Glitch_Hunter

The Kong-Story! (By Glitch_Hunter and LollypopSoldier)

LollypopSoldier:Once upon a time,in a far away kingdom,lived an apple.
darkness6667: >.<
Glitch_Hunter: That apple was called Sir Mashkins.
LollypopSoldier: Sir Mashkins was divorced sadly……
Glitch_Hunter: Because of his lightpost fetish.
darknight000: xD, wow
darkness6667: lmao
darknight000: ^ fail pm :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LollypopSoldier: One day,he decided to go on an adventure
Glitch_Hunter: To search for the enchanted sandal.
LollypopSoldier: As legend has it,the Enchanted Sandal Of Sand could turn anyone into a….
Glitch_Hunter: Multi-colored Japanese Afro.
LollypopSoldier: Sir Mashkins began his quest,and soon found a treasure map in a boot.
Glitch_Hunter: But the treasure map leaded to a very strange and shiny…
LollypopSoldier: Turtle
Glitch_Hunter: Who had the power to restore…
LollypopSoldier: Order to the world of napkins
Glitch_Hunter: As he saw it, Sir Mashkins picked the turtle up and mede it do a…
LollypopSoldier: Backflip into a pool of deadly chocolate
Glitch_Hunter: The turtle, filled with anger, bit his…
LollypopSoldier: …..Apple manhood….
Glitch_Hunter: And thus, made him incapable of resuming his addventure.
Glitch_Hunter: The End0.
LollypopSoldier: :D
LollypopSoldier: waits for applause
Glitch_Hunter: claps
Glitch_Hunter: Oh, the full story will be on my profile, check it out.
darkness6667: gives a standing ovation
natedawg221: claps
LollypopSoldier: ima spread this to the world