thegamer12345678: i had a strange dream, i woke up, and there was a t-rex there truing to eat my legos.
APR 2 – 6:55PM
Goatfatdoc: i had a strange dream once
thegamer12345678: then it stepped on one
Goatfatdoc: i was a t-rex eating someones legs
thegamer12345678: it floew out the window
Goatfatdoc: and i stepped on one and flew out of the window
thegamer12345678: you stepped on one what?
APR 2 – 6:56PM
Goatfatdoc: the number one
thegamer12345678: i also had another dream
thegamer12345678: i was sucked into my fave game
APR 2 – 6:57PM
thegamer12345678: and i befriended snartle
thegamer12345678: that game was yokai watch
thegamer12345678: snartle is a yo-kai
Goatfatdoc: are you sure snartle isnt just squirtle retarded cousin?
APR 2 – 6:58PM
thegamer12345678: does snartle even look like squirtle
thegamer12345678: snartle is not a turtle
thegamer12345678: snartle hold swords
thegamer12345678: he is a mini boss which is hard to beat
APR 2 – 6:59PM
thegamer12345678: he appears only when you fail to go in a traffic light while its green
thegamer12345678: 5 times
thegamer12345678: he has a more commen version whise is also powerful called zerberker
APR 2 – 7:00PM
thegamer12345678: he has a yo-criminal version called zeroberker
thegamer12345678: makes sence now?
Goatfatdoc: hes a motherfukin retarded squirtle
Goatfatdoc: with two shinies
thegamer12345678: HE IS NOT A TURTLE
APR 2 – 7:01PM
thegamer12345678: HE DOESNT SPIT WATER
thegamer12345678: HE HAS FRICKEN SWORDS
thegamer12345678: those are images of snartle
Goatfatdoc: hes a retarded squirtle
APR 2 – 7:02PM
Dakota662: is all you people do talk how do you sleep at night
thegamer12345678: OH MY GOD
thegamer12345678: FREAKIN IMAGES
thegamer12345678: THERES YOUR ZOOMED IN PICTURE OF HIM
EB: i’m in my room again, i really think there’s someone else in this house.
EB: like monsters or something.
EB: haha I WISH.
TG: dude monsters arent real
TG: thats stupid kids stuff for stupid babies
EB: maybe. yeah you’re right.
TG: what are you an idiot
TG: of course there are monsters in your house
TG: youre in some weird evil monster dimension come on
TG: skepticism is the crutch of cinematic troglodytes
TG: like hey mom dad theres a dinosaur or a ghost or whatever in my room. “yeah right junior go back to bed”
TG: fuck you mom and dad how many times are we going to watch this trope unfold it wasnt goddamn funny the first time i saw it
TG: just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet
TG: “OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN”
TG: be fuckin dad of the year right there