The Story of Hart Golden:
She was born in the land of Blackmyst, but harsh times forced her to become a slave to Duke Cow of Overweight Castle. After serving the Duke, along with her servant friend, Odd of The Shire. she prayed to Akasharoo every night. She prayed for freedom and the end of the Great War between Blackmyst and the evil tyrant, Tankilla and his dragon Greem. One day the Duke hosted dinner for King Deasta, his wife, Baushi, and Princes Infin and Okami. The Prince took one look at Hart and said to his father, “Father, this girl is one of great magic!” King Deasta looked to her as well and felt a great aura of powerful shparkles. That night as the Royal Family left they took Hart with them. They then presented her to Telo, the great and powerful wizard and he took her on as a student for two years. In those two years she befriended Missy the fair Maiden, and Mex, the King’s Guard. At the end of the two years the King granted Hart and her two friends a quest. A quest to defeat Greem, Tank’s evil dragon. The three friends accepted the mission and went on their way. But before they did they were given each an item to help them on their quest. Mex received an enchanted sword that set people on fire. Missy- who had quite a knack for archery- the finest bow in the Kingdom. And Hart, a magical cloak that gave her spells an extra oomph. The young adventurers then set off to Tankilla’s palace, buried deep within the Strawberry Mountains of Whale, which were a lot more treacherous then the name implied. Along the way, past the village of Cezar, came a bridge- Cezar Bridge- guarded by the mad riddler, Why. As they approached the bridge the madman stopped them. He then said… “My name is the riddler, Why, I’ll ask you a riddle that’ll make you cry! Answer incorrectly and you die. Now don’t you try to slay me fools, my force of field is invincible to your useless tools! Now here’s a riddle to make you think, what’s something you can’t do without a blink?” Just then, “Sneeze!” Mex sneezed. The madman Why smiled, “That was the answer that I wanted, now prepare to be swatted!” He then spanked Mex’s booty so hard that Missy felt it and feinted. But then, just as Why was going in for another spank, Hart had an idea, “MEX! USEYOURMAGICSWORD!” Mex nodded and picked up his sword. “Swish” it swished and Why’s head rolled of his neck. The three friends then climbed over the bridge and continued to walk until they found a gate, and not just any gate, this was they gate of ZeroJam. The only way to go through was to get the key, carried by the dodo bird, Bman. Missy looked around for the bird, and as she saw it she realized it was 1,000 ft. in the air. She gasped but took her bow and arrow aimed at the bird anyway. Her finders released the string and the bird flew down to the ground, it’s fat claws clenching the key. She took the key and to the sound of her friends cheering opened the gate! The brave explorers then climbed the treacherous Strawberry Mountains of Whale and approached the evil dragon, Greem, perched on top of a mountain. “I’ve got this,” said Hart shakily. She lifted her hands. “RAWR!” The dragon rawred. She summoned all her powers and screamed “KAMEHAMEHAH x1000000000!” Greem the dragon then transformed into a Kitten named Samuro. The friends took the kitten and traveled back to the castle where they were greeted with a feast. Hart now spends her days teaching young magicians magic by the side of Telo and having brunch with Telo, his new wife Missy, and Mex. THEEND!
The Story of Hart Golden:
She was born in the land of Blackmyst, but harsh times forced her to become a slave to Duke Cow of Overweight Castle. After serving the Duke, along with her servant friend, Odd of The Shire. she prayed to Akasharoo every night. She prayed for freedom and the end of the Great War between Blackmyst and the evil tyrant, Tankilla and his dragon Greem. One day the Duke hosted dinner for King Deasta, his wife, Baushi, and Princes Infin and Okami. The Prince took one look at Hart and said to his father, “Father, this girl is one of great magic!” King Deasta looked to her as well and felt a great aura of powerful shparkles. That night as the Royal Family left they took Hart with them. They then presented her to Telo, the great and powerful wizard and he took her on as a student for two years. In those two years she befriended Missy the fair Maiden, and Mex, the King’s Guard. At the end of the two years the King granted Hart and her two friends a quest. A quest to defeat Greem, Tank’s evil dragon. The three friends accepted the mission and went on their way. But before they did they were given each an item to help them on their quest. Mex received an enchanted sword that set people on fire. Missy- who had quite a knack for archery- the finest bow in the Kingdom. And Hart, a magical cloak that gave her spells an extra oomph. The young adventurers then set off to Tankilla’s palace, buried deep within the Strawberry Mountains of Whale, which were a lot more treacherous then the name implied. Along the way, past the village of Cezar, came a bridge- Cezar Bridge- guarded by the mad riddler, Why. As they approached the bridge the madman stopped them. He then said… “My name is the riddler, Why, I’ll ask you a riddle that’ll make you cry! Answer incorrectly and you die. Now don’t you try to slay me fools, my force of field is invincible to your useless tools! Now here’s a riddle to make you think, what’s something you can’t do without a blink?” Just then, “Sneeze!” Mex sneezed. The madman Why smiled, “That was the answer that I wanted, now prepare to be swatted!” He then spanked Mex’s booty so hard that Missy felt it and feinted. But then, just as Why was going in for another spank, Hart had an idea, “MEX! USEYOURMAGICSWORD!” Mex nodded and picked up his sword. “Swish” it swished and Why’s head rolled of his neck. The three friends then climbed over the bridge and continued to walk until they found a gate, and not just any gate, this was they gate of ZeroJam. The only way to go through was to get the key, carried by the dodo bird, Bman. Missy looked around for the bird, and as she saw it she realized it was 1,000 ft. in the air. She gasped but took her bow and arrow aimed at the bird anyway. Her finders released the string and the bird flew down to the ground, it’s fat claws clenching the key. She took the key and to the sound of her friends cheering opened the gate! The brave explorers then climbed the treacherous Strawberry Mountains of Whale and approached the evil dragon, Greem, perched on top of a mountain. “I’ve got this,” said Hart shakily. She lifted her hands. “RAWR!” The dragon rawred. She summoned all her powers and screamed “KAMEHAMEHAH x1000000000!” Greem the dragon then transformed into a Kitten named Samuro. The friends took the kitten and traveled back to the castle where they were greeted with a feast. Hart now spends her days teaching young magicians magic by the side of Telo and having brunch with Telo, his new wife Missy, and Mex. THEEND!
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