Customers need brain transplants. If my shop is filled with disaplys for Herbs, Poitions, Scrolls, and clothing... don't come in and ask to buy a shiny new sword. I cannot recall the last time I walked into a clothing store and asked to buy a cheeseburger.
I've a shop full of neat things that a customer will like. What do they ask for? A knife. Not the nice "level appropriate" item that they end up buying after I suggest it. No, they want a knife.... seriously?
Snagged from SilkyZ: Coward-Coward=make Reemus hide in the frog. have Liam walk to the worm and then walk back to the exit. after he is hit, walk to the exit. Coward-Lucky=make Reemus hide in the frog. have Liam walk to the worm and walk to the exit. after he is hit, have him walk to the worm Hero-Hero=have Reemus shake the bush in the forground. throw the thing at the gofers and hide in the frog. then grab a mushroom and throw it at the beast. have Liam walk to the worm and then walk back to the exit. them stuff the gofer witht eh honey and walk to the middle room. stick your arm in the cactus in the background and walk to the exit. then grab the bug and walk back. throw it at the bird and walk to the worm.
Bah... had to kill 300 sellswords in order to get ally status for that last merchant quest in the top corner... the quest is to kill 30 more. And please fix that easy badge. Sure, only 5 points... but they're MY 5 points :P