GormenGhast's Comments

Game Comments
Play The Human Body The Human Body May. 20, 2011
There's always so much more to learn about the human body. Truly it is a miracle! This game is a wonderful and absorbing tribute to the most incredible machine on earth. I felt like I was there inside Earl, battling through the strange delights and wonders his digestive tract / circulatory system / whatever the hell that yellow thing with the red square in the middle was. 5/5
Play Crystal Crisis Crystal Crisis Dec. 21, 2010
It's like the crystal maze all up in here!
Play Bone Ranger Bone Ranger Nov. 04, 2010
This game is the best thing since sliced bread - and I was a BIG fan of sliced bread.
Play memrrtiks, suashem memrrtiks, suashem Sep. 07, 2010
This game is like being fired through the imaginary meal scene from Hook while robot trumpet ants throw stones at your brain. But it's very more-ish.
Play Achievement Unlocked 2 Achievement Unlocked 2 Aug. 20, 2010
Just like all these elephant games, it's ruined by really lousy movement. Jerky, unresponsive and at times even going in the opposite direction to the arrow pressed. Q. I understand the first game was a joke, but surely nobody is actually playing this to completion? A. Of course they are. Everyone loves sequels, and stop calling me Shirley
Play Super Popper Super Popper Aug. 11, 2010
super fresh!
Play Transformice Transformice Jul. 31, 2010
Come into existence -> All mice fall in obvious trap -> Shaman kills self, possibly trolling -> Stand still until level restarts. Despite this, I am having lots of fun.
Play Final Ninja Final Ninja Jul. 24, 2010
I'm so glad a final ninja game got some kind of feature. It's like bubble gum that never loses its taste.
Play Bubble Tanks Arenas Bubble Tanks Arenas Jul. 16, 2010
I hate to say it, but the repetitive play, forced slow progress and re-hashing of the same enemies drain the life out of this for me completely. I loved the first bubble tanks, but this feels like the same game stretched over far more levels than are fun to play - 7 bubbles full of the exact same enemies over and over again? Urgh!
Play Valthirian Arc Valthirian Arc Mar. 09, 2010
Cannon Fodder meets Final Fantasy meets Jethro Tull Going Mental On A Piccolo
Play 4 Differences 4 Differences Feb. 05, 2010
Absolutely brilliant. I love this game!
Play Gluey Gluey Jan. 28, 2010
I like the noise the blobs make if you try to de-blob them and it's not possible. AAPH. AAPH.
Play Go Fish Go Fish Jan. 22, 2010
The music in this game seems deliberately designed to destroy my brain. It's out of tune and utterly bizarre!
Play Ring Pass Not 2 Ring Pass Not 2 Jan. 12, 2010
Having to restart the entire campaign if I lose even once seems a little bit harsh. It's like being beaten with a cane for not learning my 37 times tables.
Play Red Ball 2 Red Ball 2 Oct. 07, 2009
I do like the game, but I have to say my favourite part was the loading screen. That doesn't reflect badly on the gameplay, I promise - it was just a really good loading screen.
Play 8-Bit Shooter 8-Bit Shooter Oct. 05, 2009
So... You've managed to make a sound file with craptracker. So what's next? I forget. Oh yeah! The game!
Play Trapr Trapr Sep. 29, 2009
Eternal icy prison - 1. Penguin - >9000. I'm awful at this.
Play Max Dirt Bike 2 Max Dirt Bike 2 Sep. 29, 2009
The forward balance motion really shows how much this guy loves his bike. There's nothing quite as rewarding as avoiding death by doing pelvic thrusts in mid-air.
Play Wedding Escape Wedding Escape Sep. 28, 2009
Escaping my own wedding? Well there aren't any guests. Or a bride, in fact. This also seems to be one of those click-until-you-beg-for-mercy games, so there's every chance that as the unlucky husband to be, I'm going to die in that room. Unless I survive on the chocolates and the alcohol until I've finally plucked up the courage to throw myself through that bay window.
Play 5 Questions 5 Questions Sep. 22, 2009
Got some bad news, I'm afraid. England isn't an island. But if only it were! Arr! Seafarin' and piracy ahoy!