Goshen's Comments

Game Comments
Play Castle Crusade Castle Crusade Apr. 09, 2011
This is a demo for a paid full version and should be advertised as such. If you tell us there are 10 levels in the description then give us 10 levels. The game is solid, but after the 3-level demo I don't see why I would want to pay for 7 more levels of it. Strategy is too limited to receive my hard-earned dollar. I'll donate it to a good charity instead.
Play Chess AI Game Chess AI Game Feb. 09, 2011
Once you're able to code the processing capability for the computer to look more than 2 ply ahead, finding a way to implement more complicated opening books would be the necessary tool to set this apart from other online computers. I'm assuming a basic opening book has been designed, considering the computer has played 1.Nc3/Nc6 2.e4/e5 every game. It then proceeds to quickly hang a piece because of the aforementioned 2 ply horizon line. Also, the computer seems to miss that pinned pieces do not actually protect other pieces. For example, with his knight tied down by an absolute pin on the e-file, the computer attempted ...Qd2 to trade queens. I played Qxd2, at which point the computer's evaluation algorithm practically fell down a well. Once again, a victim of its 2 ply barrier.
Play Corporation Inc. Corporation Inc. Feb. 08, 2011
Dear Armor Games, given the numerous complaints of the crippling bugs in this game, the fact that you have a properly working version on your website and the fact that you have so far ignored this community, I am reducing my rating of this game and Flight each by one star, and may very well be joining ForgottenSorrow in reducing it to a 1/5 altogether. You collected the monthly and weekly cash and ran. I am severely disappointed in the lack of professionalism displayed in your handling of this thus far. You do not deserve the ratings these games have been given. Sincerely, Disappointed Armor Games Fan
Play Cosmic Crush Cosmic Crush Feb. 07, 2011
It's Aurora: 2D Edition! Everyone who comments on their inability to run Unity should receive a link to this game. Or a Rick Roll.
Play The Color Full Chess The Color Full Chess Feb. 04, 2011
Very poorly designed. The AI is extremely weak, as I dispatched the 'Hard' setting in five moves. The computer makes poor decisions as to which piece should be the 'commander' and allows it to be mercilessly assaulted. One of the primary indicators of a flaw in a chess variant is when it requires the changing of piece movements. You have had to distort the knight's movements, which is a clear sign that your concept needs work and to be adapted. Claiming this to be the 'most amazing variant' or 'best improvement since [Fischer Random]' is extremely optimistic on your parts and I do hope you will invest further study to what makes the best variants such strong additions to chess culture. This does not compare.
Play Spewer Spewer Dec. 26, 2010
In the words of the great Skippy Squirrel: "Spew and a half!"
Play Love Love Dec. 03, 2010
Before long, I found myself selectively pursuing certain squares, for the harmonies they produced were appealing and comforting to me. I avoided others because the sound they made did not blend well with my favored group, or grained against me personally. Perfect reflection of real life interactions and this game sucked me into them subliminally. Some people here could use the reminder: These squares don't have to all represent intimate relationships. They highlight every interaction we have with other human beings. We experience many forms of love, some of them being acceptance and joy experienced through other everyday people. Beautiful game. Easily 5/5.
Play Castle Wars 2 Castle Wars 2 Jun. 10, 2010
Great work on all of the updates (graphics, campaign mode, animations). Items worthy of mention: Differentiating between resource bar items would be helpful --less intuitive here compared to first game. I was disappointed the castles don't grow to be taller. In the first game, you really felt your castle becoming a towering force to be feared. Here, damage is clear, but a growing castle doesn't share the same awe. I don't quite feel the same thrill in this game as blows are dealt and advantageous swings take place. Nice updates on production, but it lacks some of the first game's simple charm.
Play Lute Quest Lute Quest Feb. 11, 2010
How under-appreciated can this game get? Very simple interface without graphics is the cause, I suspect, but this is addictive and fun! Wonderful writing. Simple, swift gameplay that seems well thought out to me. Definitely favorited.
Play A Knight's Story 2 A Knight's Story 2 Jan. 10, 2010
What I do see: Lots of classes, multiple areas, changing scenery. What I don't see: Different weapons, bonus discoveries, purchasable items, an interesting game screen. Honestly, the new classes are great, but overall this feels distinctly lacking in anything intriguing. Worse than the original to me (which I gave a 4). This is disappointing. 2/5
Play Gravit-Eye Gravit-Eye Jan. 09, 2010
Awesome creativity in level design. Truly a joy to work through. I didn't even realize there was a jump limit to the levels, though, until reading the comments.
Play Estamos Pensando Estamos Pensando Dec. 15, 2009
Lessons taken from this: 1) When people jump from tall buildings, they're really just trying to reach the stars, and 2) Guys fail to understand metaphors. Figures he would choose to take the stars comment literally, rather than the flowers...
Play SnakeBox SnakeBox Nov. 14, 2009
Fantastic work on this! I've seen others attempt a 3D design before, but this is far superior implementation to anything I've seen. The ability to shift to the top and bottom of the floor adds a lot of dynamic strategy as well. No lag that could be seen here, and this was actually far more responsive than most Snake games. 5/5 all day for this.
Play Blocks With Letters On Blocks With Letters On Nov. 14, 2009
Good news! There's a keyboard way to change letters! Click the Spacebar! (Honestly, people, you read the comments to find the last name added to the petition, but you don't read the people telling you that Spacebar does what you're petitioning for. Nor do you bother to read the instructions the designer provided.)
Play Shielding Shielding Nov. 13, 2009
Decent as this game is, with simple design and steady implementation, I feel the idea needs to be built upon before it warrants more than a 3/5 from me. In the context of the Stride competition, this is sadly far from a $10,000 first prize work, and I have to think the event will be an overall disappointment if this is the 'top tier' game that is produced.
Play Monsters' Den Monsters' Den Nov. 02, 2009
For those disliking the item sorting, grouping, general layout of the inventory, please do notice that there are 'inventory sort' buttons there on the left side.
Play Run Run Oct. 31, 2009
To those experiencing 'lag' problems, scroll your browser window down so that you no longer see Kong's motion ads above the game. The frame rate will clean up instantaneously. -If this helps you, consider keeping it alive so we don't have to keep listening to baseless 'lag' complaints-
Play Hedgehog Launch 2 Hedgehog Launch 2 Sep. 13, 2009
This is definitely a very poor rehashing of the first game. Highly disappointed.
Play Doeo Doeo Jul. 31, 2009
Sweet. Came back after almost a year of avoiding this game, and took down the hard badge on the first try!
Play No Comment! No Comment! Nov. 24, 2008
I got a score of 1858 before it glitched. One reporter couldn't be hit by pies, and no other reporters would come as long as she survived. Eventually I had to let myself be reported by her.