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Grace2020

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JCiesla: Roses are red, violets are blue, Largo is a butthead, the end

In days of old, I said I would come on the first Saturday of every month… heh.

I’m glad to be of assistance.

Polka dots rule
MONTY PYTHON/CHEESE/CHOCOLATE/MUSIC/MYSELF are all things that are awesome.Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put u and i together
Woman: Really, I’d put f and u together

Man: What are you doing tonight?
Woman: Not you.

Girls repost this as “Female comebacks.”
Guys repost this as “Don’t let this happen.”
I read the bible when I need a lift… thank God for Psalms
have a great day :D

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