When it rains, it is because he is thinking about something sad.
-Even his parent’s advice is insightful.
-One time he dialed a wrong number even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.
-His shirts never wrinkle.
-He is left handed, and right handed.
-If interesting was a gland, his would be larger than most men’s lower intestine.
-If he mailed a letter with no postage, it would arrive there anyway.
-His charisma can be seen from outerspace.
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-He, is Grimshaw Wyatt
“If you think you’re cool now,
just wait until we’re friends.”