GuitarHerodude

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator; it’s like a monster truck you can bar into your face! It’s full of electolytes. What are electrolytes? I don’t know, but their extremely awesome and Brawndo is full of them, and they help plants grow, so drink Brawndo and not water because water comes from the toilet and I’ve never seen plants grow out of the toilet! Brawndo will make you win at stuff you’re not even supposed to win at, like jumping or waving. You’ll wave your hand so fast you’ll become invisible which doesn’t even make sense!

Go Tree Octopuses.
If you want to know what a Tree Octopus is, google it. Whisper me about whether you think the tree octopus is real or not.