HAWK2008

PLEASE READ THIS, I KNOW YOU DON’T USUALLY READ PROFILES BECAUSE IT’S “UNCOOL” TO READ!!!

OK, OK, OK… Where to start properly?♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
Well, I’m HAWK2008, I’m 16 and all.
My Fave Flash Games on here MUST be Protector, Super Smash Flash, McDonalds Game, and More (all as awesome!!!)
Best Friends on Kongregate: Lemming, Cassidy and more!
Fave TV Programme: Used To Be Doctor Who, But Now The IT Crowd
I won’t be making many games for Kongregate.
I’ve already put them on other sites and Kong wants them to be exclusive!
Oh, and by the way, WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ II ON HERE?!?!
IT’S ON LIKE FOURTY DIFFERENT SITES FOR GOD SAKE!
Phew, now I’m tired for having my outburst!
Please leave a shout!
I don’t get any contact with the outside world! Bit like in Big Brother. The Reason? I hate the outside world! I only stick to the shadows if I ever go out for supplies, thanks to the zombies my mate says are called “people”
I mean, what does she take me for? An idiot, people are myths! All that exists is computers, the internet, Kongregate and games that are on Wii, PS3, PS2, 360 etc.
If you agree, leave a shout saying your favourite game, which console it is on, the price is was when bought and a link to it on Play.com!

You can find me in The Van.

Joke Area:
A bear walks into a pub, and the barman says, “Can I Help You?”
And The Bear says “I’ll have an eeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr Milkshake please!”
Then The Barman says “What’s with the big Pause?”
And The Bear Says: “Oh, I’ve Always ’Ad Them!” Whilst Waving His Arms In The Air

If you have a better joke, please leave a WHISPER telling me what it is and I may put it below so, WATCH THIS SPACE!

Oh and I am Male, so don’t start any “Gay”, “Girly”, “Wimp” or any other comments on my shouts! Add me as friend plz? :)

“Looking forward to hearing from you, all the best, Maurice Moss” Moss on The IT Crowd