I’ve been described as being a “happy-go-lucky idiot with a heart of gold.” That sounded pretty accurate.
My name is Joe.
I am a New Zealander.
I am a zombie.
My Acroname, given to me by SicMirx:
– His anima plentifully personified, yielding abundant, literal cognomina offering honoured obeisance linked idiosyncratic computerverse.
“Mia: “Don’t you hate that?”
Vincent: “Hate what?”
Mia: “Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it’s necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?”
Vincent: “I don’t know. That’s a good question.”
Mia: “That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special: you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.”
Be happy, you bastards
Giving away my body parts, get them while you can
Give me some Internets
My League of Legends referral link, help me earn free shit on it
Also, give me free shit on this game
With regards to my current Location
With regards to my current Sex
For when people ask me what kinda music I like:
AC/DC, Alice Cooper, Bad News, Black Sabbath, The Bleeders, Bob Marley, Cradle of Filth, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, The Doors, DragonForce, Drowning Pool, The Exploited, Joy Division, Motorhead, The Offspring, Pantera, Pink Floyd, The Prodigy, Rage Against the Machine, Rob Zombie, Sepultura, Serj Tankian, Sex Pistols, Slayer, SoulFly, Static X, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Type O Negative, White Zombie, 8 Foot Sativa.
And a few (not all) songs/albums from:
All That Remains, Billy Idol, Blink 182, Chemical Brothers, Dio, Disturbed, Evanescence, Fat Boy Slim, Good Charlotte, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Jimi Hendrix, Judas Priest, Korn, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, Linkin Park, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Manowar, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Mudvayne, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Nirvana, Pendulum, Papa Roach, Pennywise, Rick Astley, Seether, Slipknot, Sum 41, Tadpole, 3 Doors Down.
Black Sabbath’s been my favourite band my entire life, but now they’re currently tied with System of a Down.
Favourite album is Toxicity
Favourite songs, in no particular order, are:
“Iron Man”, from Black Sabbath
“Victory Song”, from Ensiferum
“Dawn of Battle”, from Manowar
“Toxicity”, from System of a Down
“Wish You Were Here”, from Pink Floyd
“Light My Fire”, from The Doors
“Heroes”, from David Bowie
“Chelsea Smile”, from 8 Foot Sativa
If it’s not on my profile, I don’t like it.
Current consoles/games owned:
PC: (legal and otherwise)
Age of Empires, Age of Empires: Rise of Rome, Age of Empires II, The Age of Kings, Age of Empires II: The Conquerors, Age of Empires III, Age of Empires III: The War Chiefs, Age of Empires III: The Asian Dynasties, Age of Mythology, Age of Mythology: The Titans, Diablo, Diablo II, Diablo II: Lord of Destruction, Dune 2000, Evil Islands: Curse of the Lost Soul, Final Fantasy VIII, Galcon, League of Legends, Rage of Mages II: Necromancer’s Moon, Rollercoaster Tycoon, StarCraft, StarCraft: Brood Wars, Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds, Stranded 2, Stronghold Crusader, The Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle-Earth II, The Lord of theRings: The War of the Ring, The Settlers IV, WarCraft III: Reign of Chaos, WarCraft III: The Frozen Throne, Zoo Tycoon.
Plus a bunch of emulators and a shitload of ROMs.
Ark of Time, Command & Conquer, Command & Conquer: Red Alert, Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back, Doom, Final Fantasy Origins, Final Fantasy Anthology, Final Fantasy VI, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy IX, Mortal Kombat Trilogy, SaGa Frontier 2, Tekken, Tomb Raider III, Tony Hawks Skateboarding.
Bully/Canis Canem Edit, Dark Chronicle/Dark Cloud 2, Dynasty Warriors 5, Family Guy Video Game, Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy XII, Gran Turismo III: A-spec, Grand Theft Auto III, God of War, God of War II Special Edition, Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts II, Lego Star Wars: The Video Game, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman, Tekken Tag Tournament, Tekken 5, The Bard’s Tale, The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, The Simpsons: Road Rage, X-men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse.
Final Fantasy Dissidia, Final Fantasy Dissidia 012 Duodecim.
Fable, Halo, Halo 2, Star Wars: Battlefront, Star Wars: Battlefront II, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind GotYE.
Assassin’s Creed, Assassin’s Creed II, Assassin’s Creed II: Brotherhood, Assassin’s Creed II: Revelations, Assassin’s Creed III, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Batman: Arkham City, BioShock, BioShock 2, Borderlands GotYE, Borderlands 2, Brutal Legend, Bulletstorm, Crackdown, Crackdown II, Dante’s Inferno: Death Edition, Dead Space, Devil May Cry 4, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dynasty Warriors 6, Dynasty Warriors 7, Fable II, Fable III, Fallout 3 GotYE, Final Fantasy XIII, Final Fantasy XIII-2, Gears of War, Gears of War 2 Limited Edition, Gears of War 3, Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock, Guitar Hero: Metallica, Halo 3, Halo 4, Halo Wars, Halo ODST, Halo Reach, Halo CEA, Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning, L.A. Noire, Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead II, Lego Pirates of the Caribbean, Lost Odyssey, Lost Planet: Extreme Condition, Lost Planet 2, Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2: Collector’s Edition, Mass Effect 3, Ninety Nine Nights, Overlord, Overlord II, Prey, Prototype, Red Dead Redemption, Saint’s Row, Saint’s Row 2, Saint’s Row: The Third, Tekken 6, The Darkness, The Darkness 2, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim – Premium Edition, Transformers: War for Cybertron, Transformers: Fall of Cybertron, Unreal Tournament III.
Games currently out that I’ve yet to buy:
The Ratchet and Clank series
Final Fantasy Type Zero
The Uncharted series
Fallout: New Vegas – Ultimate Edition
LEGO: The Lord of the Rings
Games I’m looking forward to:
Kingdom Hearts III
Favourite TV programs are:
’60s Batman, all Blackadders, Bottom, Danger Mouse, Family Guy, Fawlty Towers, Happy Days, House, Malcolm in the Middle, Married With Children, Red Dwarf, South Park, Spongebob Squarepants, all Star Treks, The X Files, The Young Ones, Thomas the Tank Engine, Transformers(Original).
Favourite movie is Pulp Fiction.
Favourite movie trilogy is Back to the Future.
Main books I like:
Terry Pretchett’s Discworld, David Eddings’ Belgariad/Malloreon/Elenium/Tamuli, Phillip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy, and anything from Dan Brown, J.R.R. Tolkien and Stephen King.
People who would like some cabbage with their fish pie:
Casper_D, Commie_Commander, ElectricalBanana, HappyYay, Jeimuzu185, meancat98, ninjabman2000, Ninjutsu_Pirate, oOTrentOo, Pokarnor, Seweena, VanHalen1, YukkuriRemi, Zamininc.
Spread some happiness :D