Dear Mom: Army life is great. So far we have just been training with swords for now, I think that is because I am still new. Don't worry, we have LOTS of rifles and jeeps and tanks and helicopters. (We even have these giant walking battle machines that fire missiles!) The food is ok, we get pork chops almost every day. I tried talking to one of the delivery guys, but they are way too intense. I hear that tomorrow we are going to be attacking a house. Right now it is just defended by one guy with a pistol. Maybe we will just use our swords! (ha ha) I get leave the day after this, so I will see you real soon. Signed: Your loving Son.