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Hastur, the sammich king!
or, in other words, as Area so eloquently put it: YOU HAVE LSD AND DIDNT SHARE.
Due to multiple incident’s, BountyHunter7 is now AGGGRREKKT/Friedrich/sammich.X
now AGGGRREKKT/Friedrich/sammich/bearpaw.X
now AGGGRREKKT/Friedrich/sammich/bearpaw/tesladeathray.

Hastur2: You have one minute until I start up my, long, boring, and incredibly disturbing story.

Hastur2: And So I begin.

Hastur2: I was walking around one day when I found a turtle head. I then removed it from the turtle and named him Friedrich.

Hastur2: I then ran into Bounty, who’s head exploded after I jammed a cup into his ear. I then stole his headless cadaver and proclaimed "Henceforthe you shall be known as AGGGRREKKT!

Hastur2: I sewed Friedrich onto AGGGRREKKT’s palm, when he was then removed by Chrisy. I glued him back on and named him AGGGRREKKT/Friedrich.

Hastur2: I then tied my final sammich to his kneecap, making him AGGGRREKKT/Friedrich/sammich.

Hastur2: a bear paw and a monkey finger were then found. I used an arc welder to attach the bearpaw to AGGGRREKKT/Friedrich/sammich’s back, making him AGGGRREKKT/Friedrich/sammich/bearpaw. I ate the monkey finger.

Hastur2: I then picked up a tesla death ray and mounted it onto his neck, making him AGGGRREKKT/Friedrich/sammich/bearpaw/tesladeathray. he then attemptedto destroy Lepids, but batteries were not included with the tesla death ray and the instructions were in…

Hastur2: Tagalog. thus ends the developing tale of AGGGRREKKT/Friedrich/sammich/bearpaw/tesladeathray.

Hastur2: I hate it when people say “seven”

AcidSeahorse: What’s wrong with seven?

Hastur2: Seven is for cutting.

AcidSeahorse: Mkay.

Hastur2: SEVEN! cuts a waterbottle

  • Member Since: Apr. 20, 2009
  • Last Login: Apr. 03, 2012
  • Current Points: 3371
  • Comments: 25
  • Forum posts: 5
  • Location: Durban
  • Sex: Male
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