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anavi18: i still wonder what it’d be like if everyone met in person at a “Teh Bleachers” party or somethin…
I myself.. Would probably have to fight all the idiots that make me mad. so I’d get beat up a lot XD. Then I’d probably drink a little. Then flirt with all the attractive people. NO EXCEPTIONS! >.> Then look for the people I know in the chat. Talk to them. Get beat up some more. Drink. Laugh. Flirt. Jump in the pool fully clothed. tear up the living room. and sleep in someone’s bed. XD

Rules Of The Internet (Bests): 1/2. Everyone is masturbating with their other hand. No exceptions. 3. We are Anonymous. 14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win. 28. Always question a person’s gender – just in case it’s really a man. 29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys. 30. There are NO girls on the internet. 31. TITS or GTFO – the choice is yours. 32. You must have pictures to prove your statements. 34. There is porn of it, no exceptions. 35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made. 36. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw. 37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so). 47.2. YOU DUN GOOF’D! 47.3. THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! 57. You will never have sex. 66. The cake is a lie. 72. Darth Vader is your father. No exceptions. 79. Ceilingcat IS watching you masturbate. 81. Anonymous is a virgin by default. 91. There is gay porn of it, no exceptions. 92. Chuck Norris is the exception to rule 91. No exceptions. 115. If someone herd u liek Mudkipz, deny it constantly for the lulz. 115.2. I herd you liek Mudkipz. No exceptions. 134. If it talks, you must shut it up. 148. You don’t get any cookies. No exceptions. So don’t even ask. 153. It’s funny to pick on people’s grammar no matter how good it is. No exceptions. 166. People who get depressed on the internet need a better use of time. 169? Nah I’ll have 2 69s. 181. Anything that’s good is a virus. 198. If it’s not on Google, It does not exist. No Exceptions. 200. Pictures or it didn’t happen. 225. The Simpsons already did it. South Park already did it better. NO EXCEPTIONS 269. Yeah, finally…2 69’s! 276. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor. 308. Always bring your towel, no exceptions. 327: Kill it with fire! 331. G.I.R.L = Guy In Real Life… No Exceptions. 334. Your SPOON WILL ALWAYS BE TOO BIG. 338. Big Brother is Always Watching You O_O. 339. Except when he’s not. 355. For every object, existing or imagined, there is a variant involving bacon. 357. 369. Whoa, this gets better and better. .snoitpecxe oN .ysae si klat drawkcaB 377. Everything is fake and gay. No exceptions. 379. If a girl on the Internet actually shows their tits after being asked about rule 31, that’s someone you want to establish a positive relationship with. 380. Everyone is a pedophile. No exceptions. 404. This rule was not found 469. Awesome. 569. AKA an orgy. 669. Super orgy. 769. I just came. 869. More and more. 888. Subtitles are now available. No Exceptions. 969. A guy’s dream. 1069. SOS HELP ME I AM DROWNING IN MY OWN CUM 1111. The number for this rule is a sausage fest. 1111.1. The number for this rule is also a sausage fest.

Khorne: bloodlust, war, death, blood, and skulls, he is the most powerful of the four main Gods. Khorne favors close combat, abhorring wizards (in Warhammer Fantasy) or psykers (in Warhammer 40,000), considering both as cowardly. In addition to blood and war, Khorne is also the god of courage and honor- but these trappings are always eventually discarded in favor of the primary goal of killing. While he blesses his followers by granting them strength and martial prowess, Khorne does not truly care who spills blood, so long as the blood continues to be spilled. Blessed of Khorne

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