This is the best flash game I've played in some time now. Hats off to you, UnknownJoe. I got every badge and still think it was too short. Really enjoyable gameplay and a simple enough concept to be all about skill and dexterity.
I have the well known freeze / lag issue. It's not that important really. I'm on windows xp sp 3 and using chrome (wich strangely never caused the common problem where you can't input from your keyboard into flash games).
I felt really shallow the whole time, because I thought I was trying to cause a reaction from a catatonic girl by giving her presents. Also I wondered what kind of guy has a catatonic girl as his "Dream Girl"... am I some kind of psycho? But in the end everything made sense, it's a beautiful game. Also I am not retarded, I can remember to move with my arrow keys. Thank you very much, I was just standing there looking at the sky, really.
Through extensive interrogation, commander Promichek has given us the location of a malasian weapons cache here in somalia. The remove of this asset should result in severely disadvantaging the local malasian forces. Your objective is to plant base charges and destroy the cache.
Yes I have memorized it. What does that tell you? I. NEED. A. WAY. TO. SKIP. IT.