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Strike Force Heroes 2
May. 31, 2014
Waiiiiiit.... did the Globex leader fall... into a giant vagina?
May. 28, 2014
I am raping ass with the sheep cannon... lmao, the sounds tho...
Thumbs up if "Flawless Glass Bottle" should be a melee weapon...
Strike Force Heroes
May. 24, 2014
Ok, I HAVE to say that this is officially the best flash-based rpg I have EVER played. The possibilities for upgrading and the map variety make it perfect. Just saying.
Escape #2: The Closet
May. 21, 2014
@Norpse for shoving up your ass.
May. 20, 2014
Congrats! You've escaped the closet! "Finally! now I can lead a normal life..."
***two hours later***
*wakes up in phone booth*
May. 16, 2014
Needs a level editor... just sayin'
Iron man learn to fly
May. 11, 2014
This is so... not legit.
Falling Sands Fast
Mar. 21, 2013
Thumbs up if you want Falling Sands 3D!
My favorite thing to do is draw a bunch of wood boxes and make habitats for various creatures, then connect them and watch the ensuing chaos. MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Must Escape The Sewer
Mar. 12, 2013
I love how you just 'accidentally' fall into the sewer. Admit it. You were looking for gay sex.
Great Dungeon in the Sky
Feb. 20, 2013
Wait... Shit blob?
Learn to Fly 2
Jan. 22, 2013
Me: "Hey, cool game, wait what th..." (notices faces on clouds) "Oh, that's where rain comes from.
Dude and Zombies
Jan. 16, 2013
I'm pretty sure it's not even legal to own a .50 cal minigun...
Oh, yeah! I brought the fricken armory with me!!
Sep. 24, 2012
Great game, but the minigun is a piece of crap.
Moby Dick - The Video Game
Apr. 17, 2011
Best Game EVER!!!!!!!!!
Apr. 04, 2011
This game Rox! Please add a choice for gems or coins when you earn money, though.
Mar. 24, 2011
Moral of the Story: Life becomes infinitely better when you become a beersucking glut.
Big Truck Adventures 2
Feb. 16, 2011
"You don't have the brains to be a hillbilly truck driver"? wtf?
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