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Play Fixation Fixation Apr. 27, 2012
I see that Kathryn hired the same contractor as the guy from Clarence's Big Chance to build her house.
Play Clash of the Dragons Clash of the Dragons Mar. 04, 2012
A certain amount of respect has to be given to kobolds that mug people by having intense card battles with them. And by respect I mean wedgies.
Play Freeway Fury 2 Freeway Fury 2 Feb. 22, 2012
I think roughly 100% of my deaths were when I pressed the nitro button before taking my hand off the spacebar and watching my character faceplant it and get run over by every car on the road.
Play Defender's Quest (lengthy!) Demo Defender's Quest (lengthy!) Demo Feb. 09, 2012
I guess my librarian wasn't lying when she said she'd introduce me a to a whole world of pain next time I didn't bring a book back on time...
Play SCGMD4 SCGMD4 Feb. 05, 2012
I cried a little when I didn't get a guitar for not playing anything for an entire song.
Play Cuboy: Cubeture 2 Cuboy: Cubeture 2 Jan. 27, 2012
You know Greg, this whole giving walkthroughs in the badge description thing doesn't have to be limited to Cuboy games. This can become a common thing. Really. I don't mind.
Developer response from ediblecastle

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Play My "Dear" Boss My "Dear" Boss Jan. 10, 2012
Who designes a 1-million-feet long road? Just how big is this city?
Play Gibbets 3 Gibbets 3 Dec. 06, 2011
Why do the sheep have human feet...?
Play Reincarnation: The Final Happy Hour Reincarnation: The Final Happy Hour Nov. 11, 2011
For a man face-down in a puddle of his own vomit, that drunk man is very responsible when it comes to taking medicine.
Play Reincarnation: The Evil Next Door Reincarnation: The Evil Next Door Jul. 24, 2011
For a dealer, this lady really likes to keep her house tidy.
Play Upgrade Complete 2 Upgrade Complete 2 Apr. 24, 2011
The premium content made this game totally worth it.
Play BattlePaint BattlePaint Apr. 01, 2011
I was drawing figures of eight in the paint when I realised I was basically bathing in the blood of my enemies. I need a cold shower.
Play Notebook Wars 2 Notebook Wars 2 Mar. 29, 2011
Why do I need to press A to autofire? When do I ever *not* want to autofire?
Play Hack Slash Crawl Hack Slash Crawl Mar. 04, 2011
I'd like it if the pathways were improved a bit more - if I go to get my guy to walk into another room he just kind of takes a direct route and hugs the wall instead of going around through the entrance.
Play Sierra 7 Sierra 7 Feb. 25, 2011
I'd like to be able to change the difficuly settings without erasing all my save data. My inner achievement whore refuses to allow me to choose between awesome shotgun or awesome machinegun, it wants both, damnit.
Play Neil the Nail Neil the Nail Feb. 25, 2011
Aw man. I'll never be able to do home improvements again, I'll just think of this.
Play Treadmillasaurus Rex Treadmillasaurus Rex Feb. 25, 2011
Why can't all science experiments be done like this?
Play Guy of My Dreams Guy of My Dreams Feb. 14, 2011
Found my perfect guy and it turned out he was a Murderer, a Weirdo, and a Gambler. Great.
Play Manufactoria Manufactoria Feb. 05, 2011
THIS GAME PLEASES THE MALEVOLENCE ENGINE. THE MALEVOLENCE ENGINE WOULD RATE THIS A FIVE IF THE MALEVOLENCE ENGINE WAS NOT BUSY DESTROYING YOUR LOVED ONES.
Play Cado Cado Feb. 04, 2011
I did honestly like this game but I found it got way too hard way too quick. I'm usually one for a challenge but hitting me with that level that kind of looks like a lower-case 'e' only 4 levels in came out of nowhere. I know it's just a demo but I still think you could have smoothed out the difficulty curve a bit more