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About me

I am Hugo.

More or less homeless now, and roam from room to room. Maybe I’ll settle down in a new room some day, but until then I hope you don’t mind me passing through. I once muted myself when I was a Village reg, which is odd because I cant see what I am saying anymore.

I like punk rock. I like to read comics. But not ones about superheroes. I love birds. And bees. I enjoy cider. Cloudy, room temperature Cider. Not that chilled fizzy rubbish. Proper Cider from Somerset. I support Bristol Rovers even though they are almost always crap.

My Son is my life and he is lucky enough to have the best mum in the world.

I hate conflict but I make parts for war planes for a living. I do it because my Son is my life.

I have a tendency to talk in riddles and almost always tend to see the world through a thick cloud of dark humor and cynicism.

I am told that I am actually not a nice guy at all, which came as no surprise to me. I never thought I was.

Big THANK YOU to Riddle for my little Owl avitar. Bloody good Mod and one of the nicest guys on Kong. Cheers Mate.

Stay safe. Not everyone is who they say they are. It’s best not to give out your personal details to online mates.

Personal stuff includes your messenger id, email address, mobile number and any pictures of you, your family or friends.

If you publish a picture or video online – anyone can change it or share it.

SPAM/ Junk email & texts: don’t believe it, reply to it or use it.

It’s not a good idea to open files that are from people you don’t know. You won’t know what they contain – it could be a virus, or worse – an inappropriate image or film.

It’s easier to get on with people online and say stuff you wouldn’t offline.

Some people lie online.

It’s better to keep online mates online. Don’t meet up with any strangers without an adult you trust. Better to be uncool than unsafe!

Avoid getting together with someone alone that you meet online, and remember that people with bad intentions can be very determined to get what they want

It’s never too late to tell someone if something makes you feel uncomfortable.

There are people who can help. Report online child abuse, or find more advice and support.
http://www.ceop.gov.uk/reportabuse/index.asp

(source:http://www.thinkuknow.co.uk)

  • Age: 38
  • Sex: Male
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RestlessNative

Apr 6, 2012 9:42am

Hope life is treating you well my lover.

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HugotheElder Apr 15, 2012 12:21pm

oh, hey RN. It turns out I am not a very nice person, so I quit. love you. Hx

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mykawaii

Feb 29, 2012 11:27am

Huuuuugo, you haven’t been here in ages, this makes me sad! :( Hope you’re okay huggles

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RestlessNative

Dec 31, 2011 2:01pm

Duuuuuuude, new year. new things. enjoy them.

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Storageheater Feb 1, 2012 12:08am

“How can there be a con to a battery-free tit-shaking toy? The breasts slide onto a wobbling rod protruding from the chest. The hair was a mess when it arrived so I regressed into a 8 year old g…

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Storageheater Feb 1, 2012 12:09am

Hahaha, the block of reviews I was trying to send kept saying “Content contains unacceptable words or phrases” so I delivered it in pieces, wondering what it was that was triggering it. I …

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Storageheater Feb 1, 2012 12:10am

LMAO yes it is!

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Bonedeath

Dec 31, 2011 1:59pm

hey……. sexy

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Storageheater

Dec 26, 2011 12:16am

this had me in tears. oh my christ that’s not appropriate on any level

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HugotheElder Dec 26, 2011 1:32am

And Uncle Ted goes bowling with twinkies!!!!

I am guessing they have no idea what they just did there.

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Storageheater Dec 27, 2011 1:55am
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HugotheElder Dec 27, 2011 4:11am

:O

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