I am Radium, element 88 on the periodic table. I am the heaviest of the alkaline earth metals, with a mass of 226 AMU. I am radioactive, and my half-life is 1602 years. I have two electrons I really want to give away (you can get your own for $8.88 each!) Some of my friends include the Chalcogens (Group 16), Halogens (Group 17), and the XJ-5 robot, who I named “Jette”. Don’t get me started on how I activated her. But it does involve firebending and the cops.
NOW, LOOK AT MEH ALPHA PARTICLEZ!
throws alpha particle
particle hits you