This is my rap it's called I'm A Jew and it's a parody on Josh Tobin's I'm A Gangster.
I'm a jew I'm straight hebrew The jew life is not for you Eating kosher by day, eating kosher by night Mess with a jew and you will see the light I walk around town with no beef baolgna Then I go home and eat macaroni I stole honey from a bee hive People make fun of me because I can't drive I'm a jew People call me a kike I'm a jew I stole some kid's bike I'm a jew I say shalom I'm a jew I spend my weekends at home I'm so cheap I don't pay my bills Sitting in the dark totally kills My son is cheap just like me My nose is big cause the air is free Shlomi is my rabbi he's a cheap jew too Me and Shlomi are the leaders of the hebrew crew I save nickels and he saves dimes Somebody better pay me for all of these rhymes.______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ And this is an actual poem that's not utterly brainless. I'm writing this poem just for you Cause I don't know what else to do I sit here and wait, day after day Watching my best friend fade away As the tears poured from my eyes I began to realize That I have to make the days worth while And find a way to make you smile Again and again Cause I don't know when The last laugh we share will really be the last Time to let go of the pain in the past Live for the day cause there won't be much more Soon death'll come knocking on the door It's a waste of time to sit and cry Waiting for the day you die So I'm letting you know I'll never give in Making you smile is my simple win When you go It'll hurt, I know But while you're still here I'll shed a few tears I'll hide them from you so you'll never know How much it'll really hurt when you go You've lost a lot, but you'll never lose me I'll be here whenever I can be I love you, Kelsie, like you'll never believe I dread the day that you leave I'll hold your hand as you let go And when you're gone, I'll always know That you're always with me, always watching from afar You're somewhere hiding in the stars A forever away, but never quite lost I'll find you again no matter the cost I'll be with you again some day I'll find you, Kelsie, some how, some way I'll look to the stars every night And let you know that I'm alright It's painful to watch, but there's nothing I can do But try to make the last days easier for you So a toast to you, I raise my drink No matter what happens, no matter what people think I love you so much, I'm here the whole ride I'm always standing by your side Making you smile and laugh even when you don't want to Cause saying goodbye isn't easy to do Especially not when it's someone like you.___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Handcrafted my own crucifix To carry me down the river Styx And deliver me to Hell's Gate A fate I favor over mortal hate The latter renders me innate I venture to Hell as a final resort To find sanctuary from mankind's distorts But before I depart, I ask for this dance I may not return, there's always a chance So take my hand, I'll let you lead And I'll follow you, music- no need Our bodies entwined, our soles flying free My cause not forgotten, we say our goodybyes And I set sail to Hell with thoughts of your eyes I'm writing this letter with the gates in my sight And high hopesof ending humanity's plight If they'll hear me out, you'll be saved by tonight Just know that I love you, know that I care And know in your heart that I'll always be there I'll dance in your thoughts and your dreams when you sleep I think it's too late, I've gone in too deep There's no turning back, but please do not weep 'Cause I'm dancing in Hell as you're reading each line And I hope I've accomplished something divine And I know that I'll be forgotten in time Although if succeeded, it would be sublime So I'm dancing on fire, I'd dance in a lake I'll dance in the grass and your mind when you wake And it won't even matter that nobody cared That I died to save them, so they wouldn't be scared I'll dance for you, dear, in hopes you'll be spared From the most ignorant presence that mankind could sustain The plague known as hatred that inflicts so much pain.______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Breathe in breathe out Let go of all doubt Breathe out breathe in Get lost within Battle the demons that lurk inside Push back the darkness in which they hide Breathe out breathe in Cave into sin Breathe in breathe out No way out Fight a winning battle in a war that you've already lost Losing sight of the goal but fighting at all costs Breathe in breathe out Let it all go Breathe out breathe in Just take it slow Inhale exhale As the world turns Exhale inhale A fire burns Breathe in breathe out But if you start to breathe too fast Breathe out breathe in This burning flame will not last So breathe in breathe out Until you can't take it Breathe out breathe in There's no way you can make it.____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ What is dark without light? What is day without night? What is hope without despair? There is no fire without air. What is death but life reborn? What is hate but love forlorn? There is no up without down, If not lost, cannot be found._____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ There were hopes There were dreams Torn apart Ripping seams There is dark Behind light In your eyes Shining bright Enjoy the calm Before the storm Hear my words You have been warned Rain and tears Roll down your face You turn to leave The faded place Where you go This storm will follow Each arrival Brings great sorrow Everywhere That there is light Will soon fall To the dark of night This heavy burden That you bring Will soon destroy Everything The world will be In Satan's purse Because this darkness Is your curse._____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ You always say 'It'll get better' whenever I'm feeling down And you always make an effort to make smiles out of my frowns No matter what my problem is, you always help me through And I can't imagine spending my life beside anyone but you But there are those times when I'm so depressed or enraged There are those times where I can't help but show the anger I've kept caged So much anger that just builds in a pit Until I lash out and lose control of it And there are those times where the tears don't stop flowing When the sorrow and grief show know signs of slowing And there can never be a way of knowing Just how much this pain is growing The harder I try to do what is right The more it seems I have to fight Some people, I guess, just don't understand How much it means when I lend a hand How much I care, that I only mean well Could it really be that hard to tell? My main goal in life is to make others smile But lately it seems that isn't worth while I don't understand why I'm under attack Is it too late? Is there no going back? I took a chance and put myself at stake Could anyone really believe this is fake? Is this the brutality that I unknowingly make? Darling, please help, cause I don't understand Why nothing is working the way I had planned It's so hard to smile, they're dragging me down And my lips seem to be stuck in this agonized frown All I ever wanted was to ease others' lives Is this what I get? A back full of knives? Is this a reward for all of the strain? A back full of knives and a whole lot of pain? For the questions I've asked, I've learned nothing at all Not one single answer, 'twas not worth the fall For what is a friend? On those we depend And in giving them trust, what is returned? All I get is badly burned Scorched to the bone And I feel so alone Although I have learned And have always known That you're beside me in all that I do And I know that you'll always be loyal and true But this pain they've inflicted on me is undying This is my prize for society's defiyng A stab in the back, a smack to the face I seem to be an utter disgrace So, my love, I bear some harsh news I've devised a plan so I always lose And I've chased it around with hope for so long That I don't even know my right from my wrong I am confused and befuddled, trapped in a daze The cruelty of others, this choking haze I'm so lost and so weak, dear, don't be alarmed I tried to help those who'd already been harmed But for all of my effort, I recieved agony I pity the world in which this is to be And to all who I've 'helped' here's an apology I'm sorry I helped you, I'm sorry I tried I'm sorry if you think that I lied I'm sorry for all that I could ever have done And I'm sorry I cry when instead I should shun But that's not in my nature, it's just not I who I am As it turns out you're the wolf, I am the lamb Don't ask why I'm bleeding my heart on this sheet I guess it's admittance of my total defeat Don't worry my darling, please do not fear You're the one thing that I will always hold dear But there is something I must say in addition The ultimate toll of this doomed-to-fail mission Was much higher than ever I'd thought it could be It's okay, darling, you don't have to worry Is it just me or are things getting blurry? To sum it all up, what's right is a sin And I was fighting a battle I could never win.____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Everywhere I look I see This thing we call "society" Thick grey smoke blots out the sky Instead of birds, the airplanes fly Truthfully, I don't see why What makes us better, gives us power? Over all, our buildings tower "We the people" what about The animals that we left out? The things we "need" they do without.__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ If the world came crashing down Frantic screaming all around Children crying People dying Human blood dampened the ground What would you think? What would you do? Thinking only about you You'd simply leave Families to grieve The sky turned black instead of blue What would you do after the fact? What would you think? How would you act? Haunting memories stored away Never seen the light of day Hidden on a dusty shelf You'd only save your sorry self._______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Hanging off the edge, running out of hope Take my hand, believe in me, let me be your rope Don't worry, you can trust me, I'd never let you fall I will always be here, I'll help you through it all I'll never let you go, I'll always hold on tight We'll find the light of day when we make it through the night I'll never give up, I won't ever let you go Through the dark, together, forever we will glow I'm always there, I'll always care, you'll always be my friend I will be there, by your side, until the very end.__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I want to be forever yours The one who loves you and adores Every little thing you do I want to always be with you I forever want to be The first and last thing that you see Before you sleep and when you wake My heart, my dear, is yours to take I love it when I make you smile It makes my life seem worthwhile Your life at home is such a hassle Let my arms be your castle Standing up, tall and strong Will you be mine forever long?_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I simply can't handle this crushing stress What's left of my mind becomes less and less With each day that passes, as time flies on by I look in the mirror, into my eye All that I see What's left of me Is nothing more than a hollow shell Inside me burns the flames of hell My sanity has been consumed So many things have been assumed Time will not heal This pain that I feel The days wear on, time passes by The person I see is no longer I I look in the mirror, dead, but not quite I wish I could say I was saved by the light I could ask why But why should I try? Lost in the dark The pain left it's mark I look in the mirror, but all that I see Someone is staring back, but not me "Who are you?" I ask "Look past the mask" I do this and see, all that I find I am trapped here inside my very own mind No lock, no window, no visible door Stuck here in darkness, an eternity more I look in the mirror, into my eye All that I think as time passes by How could this happen? How could this be? Who am I if I'm no longer me? ****************************************************************************************************************************************************** I know that you don't know me and that I don't know you, but I think we can both agree that even stranger can make someone smile; And a smile is a window to a better day and a better life. Smiles can save lives in some ways, but not all. If you keep spreading them around then you can improve lives instead. Smiles tell stories that are too beautiful for words, and the most beautiful of smiles are those that shine through the tears. Though times are hard for all of us it's always important to remember the little things and just keep moving. And smiling. Activity FeedIcamefromanegg has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? AwardsMy Games |