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Welcome to Ihascookie’s profile.
Now, shall I show you to the galleria of quotes that shall forever be in my head?
InfiniteHunter: Religion is like a penis.
NeilYoung: Don’t ever try to play basketball without underwear.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
InfiniteHunter: What now?
Ihascookies: It rips through my pants.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: in your dreams*
Shootersduel: his dick is in your dreams?
Shootersduel: …dude thats sorta gay
Ihascookies: I love you.
Rabidcherry: Bai hip ^^
hiperson134: kisses ihas goodnight
Christian Frias Ragadio: Lol yeah. It’s like YESSS! Then the room starts shaking and you think you’re jacking off so hard the room started shaking.
Christian Frias Ragadio: Then you’re like… damn.
Ihascookies: Y U BE STALKIN ME ON FB
sinlun123: I infected spiderman ronald mcdoanald a tank MJ and a sarge should i be scared?
NeilYoung: I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU
NeilYoung: faps to your profile pic
Ihascookies: Feeling a bit gay.
Ihascookies: I mean
Dragon_Warrior2: you are homosexual
Ihascookies: Blow up a lot of shit
Ihascookies: and dig really deep
Ihascookies: Diamonds shouldn’t just surface like that
lynx45678: It’s like somebody let a family of Jews loose in there for a few days
ToxicWizzard: that’s like
ToxicWizzard: 2 days worth of sleep for me
lynx45678: Besides, I’m hornier than a billion toads.
RemaLemaDingDong: I did
RemaLemaDingDong: That’s why im asking you guise
RemaLemaDingDong: and no i dont think so IH
Ihascookies: DID YOU JUST CALL ME IH???
Oace: / NeilYoung I WANT TO PUNCH A CLOWN AND FLIP A TABLE, MAYBE FLIP A CLOWN AND PUNCH A TABLE
kisskisskisskiss: ↓ an ass
kisskisskisskiss: ↓ fat ass
Ihascookies: I only download it on my iPod
Ihascookies: ON THE GO PR0NZ
ToxicWizzard: I do have a porn broser
lynx45678: Yes. Yes lynx is.
Oace: Kishan, I didn’t ask if you had porn on your computer
ToxicWizzard: we have a lot in common
LovelyxInsomniac: … Oh geez…
ToxicWizzard: we should fuck
Iggyshark: He wants your anus.
Iggyshark: Open wide whore.
Ihascookies: I don’t want a picture of your ovaries.
WizardPlay: … I do (-_- )
Ihascookies: Mono is like 35.
Ihascookies: Why would you want that.
oIIEthanIIo: yeah dude
oIIEthanIIo: meat flaps
WizardPlay: Lol, I’m 30
Ihascookies: but im asian
JoshinatorKY: That’s okay
JoshinatorKY: If I were asian I’d join the asian equivalent of the KKK and burn asian crosses in white people’s front yards