Ihascookies's profile

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My name’s Chris, and that’s all you need to know.
Well, actually.. No.
I’m an avid gamer, who is in love with indie style games. Want a cool list of them? Why not.
Projectzomboid.com
Havenandhearth.com
Terraria
Minecraft
The list goes on. Very well.
I am a 14 year old boy, in his first year of highschool, and that’s about all I shall be sharing with you.

Now, shall I show you to the galleria of quotes that shall forever be in my head?
Very well, come along now. Time is of the essence.

InfiniteHunter: Religion is like a penis.
InfiniteHunter: It’s okay to have one. It’s okay to be proud of it. But don’t wave it like a flag and shove it down my throat, thank you very much.
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Ihascookies: “The flavor was tantalizing, and tingly in my mouth”

NeilYoung: Don’t ever try to play basketball without underwear.
NeilYoung: It flops EVERYWHERE.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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InfiniteHunter: I just did.

InfiniteHunter: What now?
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Adrokila: Trollcookies: Enough to make you angry with every bite.
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Kthxicus: because shes embarrassed to be seeing her son turning gay
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: No I ain’t.
Kthxicus: is my guess
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Kthx, I’m a girl.
NeilYoung: Toasty… all of your previous messages have been you bitching.
Kthxicus: the internet doesn’t have sexes
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oIIEthanIIo: Bitch, get out of the car.
InfiniteHunter: Nou.
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[Ethan Cheng]
If sex with three people is called a threesome. And sex with two people is a twosome. Now i understand why they call you Handsome.
[You]
L
O
L
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Ihascookies: My dick is so big.

Ihascookies: It rips through my pants.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: in your dreams*

Ihascookies: ^

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: :3

Shootersduel: his dick is in your dreams?

Ihascookies: ^

booya1214: HAAAAH

Shootersduel: …dude thats sorta gay
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oIIEthanIIo: Girl please, my showers last longer than your relationships
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Ihascookies: Bye Hiper.

Ihascookies: I love you.

Rabidcherry: Bai hip ^^

hiperson134: kisses ihas goodnight

Ihascookies: OMG.
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Megan Tiffany: hahaha ,earthquakes ?

Christian Frias Ragadio: Lol yeah. It’s like YESSS! Then the room starts shaking and you think you’re jacking off so hard the room started shaking.

Christian Frias Ragadio: Then you’re like… damn.
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Ihascookies: WILLIS

Ihascookies: Y U BE STALKIN ME ON FB

sinlun123: I infected spiderman ronald mcdoanald a tank MJ and a sarge should i be scared?

NeilYoung: I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU

sinlun123: O_O

NeilYoung: faps to your profile pic

sinlun123: oh

Ihascookies: o_o
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Oace: QUEERS HAVE A QUEER TASTE
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Oace: LET’S DO THIS

Oace: LEEERRROOOYYYYY

Ihascookies: Anus

Oace: JEEENNKKKKEEENNNSSSS
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Dragon_Warrior2: HOW ARE YOU GUYS

Ihascookies: Feeling a bit gay.

Ihascookies: I mean

Ihascookies: happy.

Dragon_Warrior2: no

Dragon_Warrior2: you are homosexual

Ihascookies: :(
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Ihascookies: Blow up a lot of shit

Ihascookies: and dig really deep

Ihascookies: Diamonds shouldn’t just surface like that

lynx45678: It’s like somebody let a family of Jews loose in there for a few days

Ihascookies: LOL

oIIEthanIIo: LOLOLO
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oIIEthanIIo: You have to go deeper, Lynx

oIIEthanIIo: DEEPER
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ToxicWizzard: 9 hours

ToxicWizzard: jeesus

ToxicWizzard: that’s like

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: yeah

ToxicWizzard: 2 days worth of sleep for me

lynx45678: Besides, I’m hornier than a billion toads.

Ihascookies: Same

LovelyxInsomniac: o.o

Ihascookies: …
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alligators

RemaLemaDingDong: I did

RemaLemaDingDong: That’s why im asking you guise

RemaLemaDingDong: and no i dont think so IH

Ihascookies: DID YOU JUST CALL ME IH???

Ihascookies: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

an_alien: ^
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Ihascookies: It makes me jizz

Oace: / NeilYoung I WANT TO PUNCH A CLOWN AND FLIP A TABLE, MAYBE FLIP A CLOWN AND PUNCH A TABLE

Oace: ****

Ihascookies: LOL
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