Iman00b8's profileAbout meUpdato numero four-o! For this portion of my profile, I shall show off my flawless Urban (after this sentence). Wel yo homediddy slyice i ben gud hd sme fun wit mi howmdawg Jamiedawg tho he fa awai n sht. Translation: Well hello, my friends and acquaintances, I have been good. I have had enjoyable moments with my acquaintance, JamieWolfyCook, despite him residing reasonably far away from me. Anywho… about me… Wait, what..? What do you mean? Didn’t you read this profile to find out more about me? Wa- what..? You’re calling me selfish? Why the hell… you’re the one reading my profile, so shouldn’t it be about me!? Well, anyways, a few things about me: I live on Earth, in a desolate region of the world known as under your bed… it is very damp down here, and I live off of meager crumbs and small animals that may venture my way. For my occupation, I have made machines that generate a loud creaking sound, and rigged them to the springs of your bed, just because I am an asshole and enjoy watching you suffer. I frequent in MalFunction, which is a wonderful place, slowly being overtaken by noobs and immaturees, but there are a few of us putting up a resistance… fighting back. I enjoy playing Elements, and have become a bit addicted to it, so you could find me in that chat room as well. I also have 99 problems and a girlfriend isn’t one, because, well, I’m single. There’s some random British guy in MalFunction who considers me his pride and joy, but I won’t get into that now. My avatar isn’t of a smiley face with bleeding eyes, it is a rare picture I had taken of two black holes destroying one trapezoidal-shaped blob. The End! P.S. I am not manufactured by Apple.
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