Nothing ever happened in your 60 Second Life. Almost as if you were running away and trying to let your life slip past you.
You never cared for love, not even one bit. Few people avoided work and responsiblity as much as you. You were the personification of laziness. A picturebook sociopath, you were keen on avoiding any social interaction. Even (or maybe especially) with your family. You never had any hobbies. Except for, maybe, doing nothing at all.