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So if you’re a Starfighter Disputed Galaxy veteran or spend a lot of time in Reminants of Disputed Galaxy you probably already know me. If you don’t, just call me Ital. I’m an unromantic, Hellenistic, Greek and Italian son of a bitch! I often make as much sense as Joseph Stalin fighting T-Rex. I love rock music, Russian classical (Mikhail I. Glinka FTW!), and fight songs since anything along the lines of romance makes my ears bleed, lol. I’m usually a cool person so its hard to tick me off much, but if you manage to you’ll end up on EBay looking for a new life! (EPIC END CUT SCENE)

Most memorable quotes of yours truly:

“And since you’re pobably gonna ask why I listen to this, that’s because it’s like me when I’m holding a sniper; majestic, inspiring, and LOUD AS F*CK!”

“See, my grandmother’s lullaby was a bunch of cursing in Greek, telling me to fruck off and go to bed or she’d enlist me in the Hellenic Royal Navy!”

“Thats it, I’m gonna make this into a game. Every time i hear the word ‘rape’ I’m taking a shot of Ouzo…”

“The known universe is ours… Victory!”

“I swear to God, if ANYONE asks me to be their ‘Valentine’ this Febuary 14th I’m gonna go all, ‘Ital angry! Ital smash!’”
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Made in Mediterranean, Assembled in USA, Available Only in Greece!

“Τώρα Ελλάδα, προ πάντων πράγματα, πάλη!”
-Ιωάννης Μεταξάς, 1940

  • Member Since: Jun. 10, 2008
  • Last Login: May. 16, 2012
  • Current Points: 1315
  • Comments: 65
  • Forum posts: 0
  • Location: The one, the only, the original, ATHENS GREECE! *rock on*
  • Website: GOOGLE!
  • Age: 19
  • Sex: Male
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poopcorn123

Oct 9, 2010 1:49pm

I smell…I SMELL….Italiano? Stinkeh D:

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qazzaq123 Jan 12, 2012 5:16am

And once again you did it, lol. :D

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nusathegreat Mar 16, 2012 8:09am

:o

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qazzaq123 Mar 16, 2012 1:45pm

Bad Nusa, Naughty corner for you.

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ItalianoII

Feb 14, 2012 3:18am

It has come! The Cursed Day that falls every year upon the 14th day of the month of February! A dark and evil day that consumes the true and strong soul of great men and reduces them to shameful fools! A day so horrible that we as worldly beings dare not call it by its true name, but by the name of… “Valentine’s Day.” Indeed, God help us all.

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Richrocks95

Feb 13, 2012 6:14pm

The Premier wants his shit… and I mean all of his shit… so he can share it with the local populace!

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ItalianoII Feb 13, 2012 8:10pm

oh really now? and what if the local populace doesnt appreciate the merchandise?

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ItalianoII

Jan 3, 2012 12:11pm

holy shit I haven’t been on here in a long time!!!

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ItalianoII Jan 19, 2012 8:12pm

COW!

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Richrocks95 Feb 9, 2012 6:37pm

Tovarishi Sovyetskih Soyuz! Privyet! (Comrades of the Soviet Union! Greetings!) So how ya bitches doin? ItalianoII I hope you’ve introduced the future Premier of the USSR… hehehe…

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ItalianoII Feb 9, 2012 6:41pm

Ladies and gentlemen, the future Premier of the New Soviet Union, lol

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poopcorn123

Jul 15, 2010 4:03pm

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poopcorn123 Jul 18, 2010 6:54pm

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shippo33438 Sep 2, 2010 6:46pm

lolwut??

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ItalianoII Sep 2, 2010 9:09pm

dnt ask, lol

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