Ivan62300

It is I, Ivan62300. I am known by many names, Drink Crafter or Alcohol Fairy (Credit to NaoSouONight), Hydropanda, Factorial, Switzerland and many more.

Here are some silly quotes:

ScreamyLordSutch: I CLAIM THIS MAN AS MY OWN!

DawnofAshes: Also drunks keep calling my phone and wracking up minutes apparently.
khristina300: That’s because they know you to be one as well.
Ivan62300: drunks, or past lovers?
khristina300: And figure it’s okay to call you.
DawnofAshes: They’re hairy and bushy old native men, Ivan.
TheH21: Past drunk lovers.
DawnofAshes: Who also hate white guys.
Ivan62300: So they ARE past lovers
DawnofAshes: How they got my number is beyond me.
DawnofAshes: No, they’re people who want to kill white guys.
TheH21: Nao calls you?

aturtledoesbite: Well, there are a lot of Baptists, too, but those guys are dumb even by Southern standards.

Ivan62300: I am a butt
Tsuppotron7000: A hot stupid butt.

NaoSouONight: I think your sex life is the real problem. Sometimes you can be very annoying. Maybe getting laid would fix it. Maybe not. The world may never know.