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Ivan62300

Latest Activity: Played Just Trolling (22 hours ago)

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    Feb. 17, 2008

Mousethecat: The internet is a dangerous place for people like you
Mousethecat: Yes you

It is I, Ivan62300. I am known by many names, Drink Crafter or Alcohol Fairy (Credit to NaoSouONight), Hydropanda, Factorial, Switzerland and many more.

Here are some silly quotes:

ScreamyLordSutch: I CLAIM THIS MAN AS MY OWN!
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DawnofAshes: Also drunks keep calling my phone and wracking up minutes apparently.
Ivan62300: drunks, or past lovers?
DawnofAshes: They’re hairy and bushy old native men, Ivan.
TheH21: Past drunk lovers.
DawnofAshes: Who also hate white guys.
Ivan62300: So they ARE past lovers
DawnofAshes: How they got my number is beyond me.
DawnofAshes: No, they’re people who want to kill white guys.
TheH21: Nao calls you?
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aturtledoesbite: Well, there are a lot of Baptists, too, but those guys are dumb even by Southern standards.
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Ivan62300: I am a butt
Tsuppotron7000: A hot stupid butt.
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NaoSouONight: I think your sex life is the real problem. Sometimes you can be very annoying. Maybe getting laid would fix it. Maybe not. The world may never know.
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Tsuppotron7000: I’m not a huge sweet and sour sauce
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Tsuppotron7000: If Dea were a woman I’m sure he’d be a very sexy woman.
deaconfrost2k9: Tsup: I would.
NaoSouONight: And it is Deanna.
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NaoSouONight: Stop trying to sugar coat it, or screamy will eat it.
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[06:15 PM] Tabaschritar: I’ve never figured out how to build bridges.
[06:15 PM] Ivan62300: Well, you see
[06:15 PM] Ivan62300: You build this platform for people to walk on
[06:16 PM] Ivan62300: Then you give it supports
[06:16 PM] NaoSouONight: I thought you build the supports first.
[06:16 PM] Ivan62300: Nah, that’s peasant stuff
[06:16 PM] NaoSouONight: But it doesn’t make sense to build the platform first.
[06:16 PM] Ivan62300: All the coolest bridges build the platform first
[06:16 PM] NaoSouONight: What is going to support it?!
[06:16 PM] Tabaschritar: Faith, Nao.
[06:16 PM] Ivan62300: ^
[06:16 PM] NaoSouONight: What stops it from just falling dow-
[06:16 PM] NaoSouONight: Oh **** you both.
[06:16 PM] Ivan62300: You just gotta have faith
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[10:34 PM] Ivan62300: Trouble in bed?
[10:34 PM] Livzy: Yeah, its small

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