I’d like to make your day too.
I found microwaving canned soup is potentially dangerous, but can also create a time machine. I hate those AT&T commercials with the school children and that grown man. I cannot quote anything because I don’t know where it came from. If you see me chatting:____. That last sentence is probably the worst thing I’ve ever typed. About 0% imagination was put into that and it represents about 2% of me. And for those who actually know me, I finally shaved my mustache after a couple of years. I’m OCD when I eat popcorn, eating the white pieces before the yellow ones. ahem
-I earned the only two impossible badges I’ll ever earn on April 25th, in the two-thousandth and thirteenth year of our holy father and savior-The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Embrace His Noodly Appendages.
iffyAttorney: I did bath salts once but I thought they kinda sucked
SpookieTooth: I like finding mine passed out in fast food garbage cans, at least then you know that bitch is fed
uzukiichan: First a nazi now a racist (reply)