JESUSandGOD's profile

Member Since: Oct. 04, 2008
Last Login: May. 03, 2012
Current Points: 7034
Comments: 41
Forum posts: 1
Location: Massachusetts

About me

Hi. I like baseball, basketball and soccer. I lie a lot too (about the soccer). Actually, I like to play the FIFA games. They’re pretty fun. I also was born in Japan but i live in Massachusetts. Lastly………………. i do have a dick if your wondering. Did you know that Napoleon’s dick was cut off and auctioned many times? Interesting………. WELL ANYWAY……. I love South Park, Family Guy, The Office. Some of my favorite movies are Role Models, The Hangover, Year One and Stranger Than Fiction. As you can see, I do love comedy and I watch a lot of Comedy Central. I am not actually Jesus and my freakish cousin is chuckie365 and she blurted out my actual name in The Van, the chat room that my friends on Kongregate and I are always in so I might as well let you no my real name. It’s Mr. Junior Mackey. Yes I am the South Park Elementary guidance councelor. And if you believe that – YOU ARE RETARDED. YOU REALLY THINK I’M GOING TO TELL YOU MY REAL NAME……….. even though my stupid cousin actually did say my name in The Van. Hope you enjoy what I’ve written down today ( which may not be the same day that you read this, OBVIOUSLY). BTW the day that I wrote this is July 7th, 2009 wich is almost a year after I joined because I was a jokester and I wrote really weird things like, quote from me…. ehem….. " i luv sushi and japanese women titties."….. end quote. So I decided to change it since I am maturer than that. And You know I think that it’s amazing that I can still keep writing about the stupidest things about myself. My goal in life is to go to one place nobody has gone before……. Into a journey to the center of the earth. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Bye.