JakeInTheBox

http://xkcd.com/1357/
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My beliefs are like my penis. I’m damn proud of them but don’t think I should go around forcing them onto people."

Hegemony Titles:

RoomBoss: JakeInTheBox

Lonko: Oace

World’s Strongest Warrior: Joshua_lee/JoshinatorKY

White-Girl Wasted: Hiperson134

The Heiress to the Great and Powerful MOO Empire: Cerebalbore

Boss-Prophet: UltraBaron

Hege-Knight, Sir: Zwergie

The Count of Phallicfollies: Zedzero2

Lizard Folk Spy: Captain_Catface

Fair Maiden Ebola-Chan: ToAsTyPaNcAkEs

Watchman of the Shower: ToxicWizzard

Keeper of the Black Library: booya1214

Resident Scientist: IbiEvacua

Dicktator: SwagolfHipster

Jester: Ihascookies

Erotic Raptor Jesus Acolyte: Stepping_Razor

Hero of Trains: oshawottftw

We need more titles and more people to occupy them.