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Quotes of the Wise Men:

A Wise Man Never Plays Leapfrog With a Unicorn

its funny until someone gets hurt… THEN ITS FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf

I have found that it’s much easier to restrain my wrath when the other fellow is bigger than I am

Procrastination gives you something to look forward to

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah

With a stop light, green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘slow down’. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means ‘go’, green means ‘whoa, slow down’, and red means ‘where the heck did you get that banana?’—- THANKS SY!!!

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough

soda bubbles because of the invisible gnomes supperglued to the bottom after being force feed 3 pounds of beans…. THANKS KK!

  • Member Since: Dec. 09, 2007
  • Last Login: Mar. 15, 2012
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heartasword

Nov 30, 2008 12:45pm

i think there are some linkin park/green day songs on the notessimo.net forums

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garythesnail

Jul 8, 2008 12:01pm

what’s the sonny glitch?

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xray11

Jul 8, 2008 11:53am

whats the glitch

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Juze

Mar 9, 2008 10:47pm

Look the second cookie answer from the comments. I posted it with spoiler warnings.

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