JakobTheGreat's profile

About me

I’m a mercenary.

Except I don’t take jobs in Kongregate because 100% of you are not worth the money (50 euros just to cut a kid’s testicles is not even worth 5.000.000.000 euros to cut a man’s head)

Member Since: Jul. 08, 2010
Last Login: May. 28, 2012
Current Points: 16660
Comments: 83
Forum posts: 2
Location: Norway

Age: 28
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements (view all badges)

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Off the Rails Badge (hard - 30 points)

Reach a distance of 15,000 in Epic Coaster

Acquired May. 28, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Precision Engineering Badge (medium - 15 points)

Get a perfect jump streak of 5 in Epic Coaster

Acquired May. 28, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Smile! Badge (easy - 5 points)

Have your picture taken 10 times total in Epic Coaster

Acquired May. 28, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Great Escape Survivor Badge (hard - 30 points)

Complete "The Great Escape" in Road of the Dead

Acquired May. 27, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Purveyor of Proteins Badge (easy - 5 points)

Build a neuron that is at least 5,000 micrometers in length in Axon

Acquired May. 27, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Seein' Psilocybin Stars Badge (hard - 30 points)

Earn all 96 stars by completing level-specific objectives in Mushroom Madness 2

Acquired May. 26, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Spiritual Adventure Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete the final mission in "adventure" mode in Mushroom Madness 2

Acquired May. 26, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Spore Shopping Badge (easy - 5 points)

Purchase 10 total upgrades in Mushroom Madness 2

Acquired May. 26, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

A Kraken the Hull Badge (medium - 15 points)

Defeat the kraken in Pirateers

Acquired May. 26, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Automaton Emancipation Badge (medium - 15 points)

Liberate your planet from the robot threat in Robot Legions

Acquired May. 25, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Robocide Badge (easy - 5 points)

Kill 100 enemies in Robot Legions

Acquired May. 25, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

"Can I Keep Them?" Badge (medium - 15 points)

Rescue 10 survivors in Zombies Took My Daughter!

Acquired May. 24, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Silver Rewards Member Badge (medium - 15 points)

Get your first silver-level customer in Papa's Burgeria

Acquired May. 24, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Pwn Position Badge (hard - 30 points)

Come in 1st place in all 12 races in Grand Prix Go

Acquired May. 23, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Grand Prix Go Achievement Get Win! Badge (medium - 15 points)

Earn any 10 in-game medals in Grand Prix Go

Acquired May. 23, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

"On Your Left!" Badge (easy - 5 points)

Overtake 10 opponents in Grand Prix Go

Acquired May. 23, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Freedom Fumes Badge (easy - 5 points)

Place in the top 3 on the USA track in Formula Racer

Acquired May. 23, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

All-Star Zombie Killer Badge (hard - 30 points)

Complete all 45 levels with a 3-star rating in Flaming Zombooka 2

Acquired May. 23, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Braaaiiinnnsss Badge (medium - 15 points)

Earn 250,000 overall points across all levels in Flaming Zombooka 2

Acquired May. 23, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Delicious Decorator Badge (medium - 15 points)

Purchase 10 upgrades in Papa's Burgeria

Acquired May. 22, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Hey Big Spender Badge (medium - 15 points)

Spend £100k in Bunny Invasion 2

Acquired May. 22, 2012

JakobTheGreat's Favorite Games

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: The Legend of the Golden Robot

: Arkandian Crusade

: Arkandian Revenant

: Kill the Heroes

: Burrito Bison Revenge

: GemCraft Labyrinth

JakobTheGreat's items (16)

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: Fury Walker

: Grim Visage of the Rose

: Monster Hunter's Handbook

: Rubber Shotguns Premium

: Darla Cross, the Saucy Wench

: Intruder

: Challenge Mystery Box

: Ranec Vest, Ghost Pirate

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: Quahog Ticket

: Elemental

: Mardi Gras 2012

: Valentines Day 2012

: The Darkness II

: Your First Medal

JakobTheGreat's followers

: Pranko

: emilien52

: exerminator2000

: SWAGGMANN

: emma2999

JakobTheGreat's shouts

emilien52

May 12, 2012 12:39pm

Dunno, I just wast some time on it, doing quests and shats like that. I hate PvP and all that things, that’s ballshot !

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emilien52

May 11, 2012 8:25am

Oh, what’s the hell ! I guess so

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Pranko

Mar 31, 2012 6:29pm

The only reason I like gas masks now is because I saw your Profile Pic at nerdooks wall. Thanks i guess :P

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emilien52

Dec 17, 2011 8:30am

Fat*ss ! :)

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