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About me

On the 22nd of February 2012, I died inside.

I am underwear, Thomas and Martin explained this to me.

I decided to update this small section to tell Iman he is made by apple, and that he is the best pokemanz I could ever sacrifice to heal a better pokemanz.

Rooms I tend to lurk about in: Malfunction,
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~ For GHzSacred(Martin)

I swear MFT’s alts make up about half of my friends list. Not anymore though! Managing and trimming my friends list.

Good times were had by all

Jerry stay the hell away from my profile
“One gear, go EPIC WINNING

Iman00b8 is my protoge/Malf son. His name is pronounced as Iman his model number is 00b8…yes Apple made him. I learn from him as he learns from me

You’ve found your way to my profile well done I guess but no achievement, maybe a waffle if you’re good but probably not.

I would love to leave this world saying something witty and memorable but It’s more likely to be something about bladder problems.

I like to be thought of as a unique individual mainly because no one else is mind numbingly stupid enough to lower to my standing.

I should probably write something about myself by now oh well I’m Jamie, you might not have picked that little fact up since my username isn’t very clear on that aspect. Yes you’ve misread my last name everyone does don’t worry. I’m 17 unless I haven’t updated this in a long time say about a year or more.

If a zombie bites you, bite it back!

“Penderz: you mad scientist, you” I count that as a qualification for being a mad scientist.

“Penderz: shemale swan. start taking notes.”

“Cehllyorsoitic: I curcumscribed a lampshade with pear cider flavoured spectacles”
I’m so pretentious I will quote myself

“JamieWolfyCook: MalF is the only chatroom without a welcome mat.”

  • Member Since: Feb. 23, 2008
  • Last Login: May. 28, 2012
  • Current Points: 21616
  • Comments: 11
  • Forum posts: 37
  • Location: A Deeper Darker Ocean Green.
  • Website: N/A
  • Age: 17
  • Sex: Owned by Josiphyne
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Slay every boss in Boss Slayer

Acquired May. 26, 2012

JamieWolfyCook's game contributions

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Family: Jamie's family in Deadly Neighbours
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name: Jamie in Name Game 2
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Tomatoman

36 minutes ago

It happened a day or two ago… It is pretty cool but besides the tits on my EBF badge it can get annoying because now everyone sees everything we do.

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Tomatoman

May 18, 2012 9:04am

Jesus, what happens in the coffin?

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Tomatoman May 19, 2012 12:01pm

sounds terrifying. I was up late reading on a lot of the SCPs on the wiki, and that alone scared me. >.> Supposedly the coffin camera .gif is terrifying

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Tomatoman May 19, 2012 12:01pm

is scary* Too many terrifyings for one comment

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MFT_Bless_USA

Apr 27, 2012 7:14pm

Jizz on my account please

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MFT_Bless_USA Apr 27, 2012 7:18pm

How refreshing

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RiGhTeOuSzAm

Apr 9, 2012 1:05am

JamieWolfyCock

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JamieWolfyCook Apr 9, 2012 1:07am

That’s me.

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passionpit

Jan 25, 2012 1:48am

Hello there JamieWolfyCook, yes.

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NexiaDude Feb 2, 2012 10:30pm

It rubs it in it’s skin. It does this every time!

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JamieWolfyCook Feb 3, 2012 5:09pm

Rubadubdub three nuns in a tub.

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passionpit Feb 6, 2012 10:29pm

CEASE THIS BEHAVIOUR.

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