Jeraffe's profile

About me

I'm an even-toed ungulate mammal(ungulate is a fancy way of saying hoofed). I am notable for my extremely long neck, and my "in the clouds" worldview. I enjoy long walks on the savannah, poetry, and slurpies. I am also a vegetarian.

Member Since: Jul. 20, 2008
Last Login: Jun. 14, 2009
Current Points: 2575
Comments: 204
Location: Africa

Age: 29
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: Beats Mowing Lawns Badge (easy - 5 points); Mine, deliver, or kill your way to $3,500 in Starfighter: Disputed Galaxy; Acquired Jun. 12, 2009

: Welcome to Purgatory Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete level 10 in Closure; Acquired May. 27, 2009

: Forecast for Destruction Badge (medium - 15 points); Survive the meteor shower on wave 13 in Aliens Must Die : The Jupiter Wars; Acquired May. 25, 2009

: Aliens Have Died Badge (easy - 5 points); Kill 25 enemies without being hit in Aliens Must Die : The Jupiter Wars; Acquired May. 25, 2009

: It Slices! It Dices! Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete any 15 levels in Splitter; Acquired May. 25, 2009

: Achieving the Impossible Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete the final 6,000-distance achievement in Learn to Fly; Acquired May. 22, 2009

: Beakbreaking Speed Badge (medium - 15 points); Achieve a top speed of 150 mph in Learn to Fly; Acquired May. 22, 2009

: High in the Sky Badge (easy - 5 points); Maintain your flight for 5 full seconds in Learn to Fly; Acquired May. 22, 2009

: Blind Ambition Badge (medium - 15 points); Fail your mission in A Small Favor; Acquired May. 19, 2009

: A Job Well Done Badge (hard - 30 points); Earn the "elite" ranking in A Small Favor; Acquired May. 19, 2009

: Out of Office Badge (medium - 15 points); Assassinate the senator in A Small Favor; Acquired May. 19, 2009

: Industrial Rotation Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 30 puzzles in Factory Balls 2; Acquired May. 17, 2009

: I Won! I Won! At Pirate Defense Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete The 101 in Pirate Defense; Acquired May. 17, 2009

: Trigger Me Timbers Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete the easy map in Pirate Defense; Acquired May. 17, 2009

: A Pirate's Death for You Badge (easy - 5 points); Yo ho, yo ho, kill 100 pirates in Pirate Defense; Acquired May. 17, 2009

: Badges Badges Mushroom Mushroom Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the evil lurking within the Not So Vast Forest in Protector: Reclaiming the Throne; Acquired May. 10, 2009

: Project ESC-3 Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete the bonus chapter in Spewer; Acquired May. 10, 2009

: To Serve Man Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 5 story chapters in Spewer; Acquired May. 10, 2009

: Like College, But With More Thinking Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete the first tutorial chapter in Spewer; Acquired May. 08, 2009

: I Love Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 20 levels in I Love Traffic; Acquired May. 07, 2009

: Just Friends with Traffic Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 10 in I Love Traffic; Acquired May. 07, 2009

Jeraffe's favorite games

: I wish I were the Moon

Jeraffe's cards (67)

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: Cornelius Constantine, the Suave

: Flash Powder

: Mindreader's Chalice

: Higashi, the Master

: Herbal Remedy

: Valkyrie's Charm

: Ashi, the Axe Battler

: Phylactery

Jeraffe's tickets

: Henry Hatsworth

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Jeraffe's fans

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: HeadlessChicken

: PinkWink9

: josiah66

: flyingmonkey101

: brad81111222334

: colton138

: barcelona_milan

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Jeraffe's comments

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Game	Comments
Grid	Jun. 10, 2009 Wow, who made the controls? An idiot?
Shape Escape Extended	Jun. 10, 2009 2 Deaths.
Geom Wars	Jun. 10, 2009 I usually like games that are this easy. Makes me feel good about myself. But this game lags so bad that I had time to make a raunchy flipbook and use it in a carnal way. Anyways, I beat myself o- I mean, I beat the game.

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