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About me

I'm an even-toed ungulate mammal(ungulate is a fancy way of saying hoofed). I am notable for my extremely long neck, and my "in the clouds" worldview. I enjoy long walks on the savannah, poetry, and slurpies. I am also a vegetarian.

Member Since: Jul. 20, 2008
Last Login: Nov. 08, 2009
Current Points: 3216
Comments: 315
Location: Africa

Age: 29
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: Pearl Necklace Battle Trophy Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat Pearl in the bonus map in Battalion: Ghosts; Acquired Nov. 07, 2009

: Destruction Derby Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 10 enemy units in Battalion: Ghosts; Acquired Nov. 06, 2009

: Professor Dillingham and the Diabolical Box Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete level 40 in Clockwords: Prelude; Acquired Oct. 24, 2009

: A Very Important Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete your adventure in Alice is Dead - Ep 1; Acquired Oct. 24, 2009

: Broad Side of a Barn Shooter Badge (easy - 5 points); Achieve 100% overall accuracy in BoomsticK; Acquired Oct. 24, 2009

: Real-World Geometry Badge (medium - 15 points); Who says geometry has no practical application? Score 500 points in BoomsticK; Acquired Oct. 24, 2009

: Sesquipedalian Badge (medium - 15 points); Deal 100 damage with a single word in Clockwords: Prelude; Acquired Oct. 21, 2009

: Words Will Never Hurt Me Badge (easy - 5 points); Slay 50 spiders in Clockwords: Prelude; Acquired Oct. 21, 2009

: Burgeoning Bourgeoise Badge (easy - 5 points); Collect 50 total coins in MoneySeize; Acquired Oct. 13, 2009

: Apocalyptic Entrepreneur Badge (medium - 15 points); Get your business rolling with $10,000 worth of assets after exiting a town in Caravaneer; Acquired Oct. 06, 2009

: Black Shores' New King Badge (easy - 5 points); Conquer the Black Shores in Crush the Castle Players Pack; Acquired Sep. 27, 2009

: Batcube Destroyer Badge (hard - 30 points); Defeat Loki in Cube Colossus; Acquired Sep. 22, 2009

: AMU Learner's Permit Badge (easy - 5 points); Rack up a damage combo of at least 15,000, then successfully complete that level in Cube Colossus; Acquired Sep. 22, 2009

: Millie's Rage Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 20 story missions in Cube Colossus; Acquired Sep. 22, 2009

: Clearing Out the Hive Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete the 10th mission in Cube Colossus; Acquired Sep. 22, 2009

: Fun and Profit Badge (easy - 5 points); Earn $1,000 from a single launch in Toss the Turtle; Acquired Sep. 19, 2009

: Howler Prowler Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete your rescue mission in Vox Populi, Vox Dei(a werewolf thriller); Acquired Sep. 06, 2009

: Thousand Meter Dash Badge (easy - 5 points); Run 1,000 meters in a single run in Canabalt; Acquired Sep. 04, 2009

: "I Declare a Thumb War" Badge (easy - 5 points); Slay 50 opponents during a single game in Bunny Charm; Acquired Sep. 03, 2009

: Killin' Nazi Business Badge (easy - 5 points); Collect 100 Nazi scalps in Warfare 1944; Acquired Sep. 02, 2009

: Hop, Skip and a Jump Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 10 on "adventure" mode in Run; Acquired Aug. 28, 2009

Jeraffe's favorite games

: I wish I were the Moon

Jeraffe's cards (73)

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: Marquis Le Morte, the Ancient

: Valkyrie's Charm

: Caltrops

: Rumiko, the Ninja

: Vanessa Voss, the Daywalker

: Yellow Rock of Cowards

: Cornelius Constantine, the Suave

: Flash Powder

Jeraffe's awards

: Halo ODST "S" Ticket

: Henry Hatsworth

Jeraffe's friends

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Jeraffe's fans

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: HeadlessChicken

: PinkWink9

: josiah66

: flyingmonkey101

: brad81111222334

: colton138

: barcelona_milan

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Jeraffe's comments

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Game	Comments
Battalion: Ghosts	Nov. 08, 2009 I don't think it is an intentional Catch-22 reference.
Elona Shooter	Nov. 06, 2009 Three reloading mods later, and I can reload my gun faster than I can shoot it. Love this game.
Elona Shooter	Nov. 06, 2009 How many chickens do you need for the medal?

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