Jesto's Comments

Game Comments
Play Monsters' Den Chronicles Monsters' Den Chronicles May. 27, 2012
Here's how you handle female characters: Just swap the male heads out for female heads as an option. You don't need to give them boobs, the sprites are covered up with armor all the time anyhow.
Play Shifting Castle Shifting Castle May. 26, 2012
The character falls far too slowly, it feels like sinking through water. Also, I thought the platforms covered in red/yellow/orange pixels were lava at first and dangerous, might want to make it clearer that they're safe. Impliment Kongregate AI too so this game is eligible for badges.
Play Monsters' Den Chronicles Monsters' Den Chronicles May. 22, 2012
Monsters Den was the reason I signed up for Kongregate to begin with years ago. I genuinely thought the series was finished, thanks for proving me wrong! :)
Play Birthday Princess Birthday Princess May. 10, 2012
Uh.. you have what appears to be a very young girl sitting on a couch sitting in her underwear. And you want me to play dress-up with her? Either this is Chris Hansen's worst idea to catch creepers yet or you're a very creepy person.
Play Utopian Mining Utopian Mining May. 07, 2012
This game had so much wasted potential, you could have added so many cool things to it. Underground dungeons scattered about, buried treasure and dinosaur bones, lost artifacts to fill a museum building with, just... -something- interesting between the town and the COre.
Play Were you a Nineties Gamer? Were you a Nineties Gamer? May. 07, 2012
No Pocky and Rocky? Legend of the Mystical Ninja? Yoshi's Island?
Play Defender's Quest (lengthy!) Demo Defender's Quest (lengthy!) Demo Apr. 25, 2012
@SoftHard: And the only game you have to your credit uploaded on the site is some shitty pong ripoff. I guess that makes you an expert on 'another boring (genre)' games. @benodoc: If the MMORPGs can stay, the indie game demos sure as hell have a place here. I enjoyed this demo a thousand times I have any flash MMORPG on Kongregate.
Play Fixation Fixation Apr. 24, 2012
@Dariush It says right there in the instructions that you can mute via right clicking on the game. Get literate you stupid cow.
Play Fixation Fixation Apr. 24, 2012
Here's my take on the story, don't read it if you don't want to delve into spoilers. Jack never showed even the slightest violent tendencies. So either her death was a complete accident at his hands, or TheSphinx killed her as revenge for breaking him up with his girlfriend and Jack came across the body and had a complete and total mental breakdown. If TheSphinx wasn't important to the story, why would he be here at all?
Play Shadowland Online Shadowland Online Apr. 11, 2012
Another terrible time management game on Kongregate? Sweet.
Play Ink Battle Ink Battle Apr. 04, 2012
.. that's it? I beat every level just by going Strong, Special and nothing else. The only possible way you could find any sort of challenge in this game is if you are a horrible typist who spends most of their time on twitter and aren't used to words longer than 6 letters. No enemy even reached my castle once.
Play Immortal Souls: Dark Crusade Immortal Souls: Dark Crusade Mar. 23, 2012
"If you completed any battle badge requirements before badge were added, just complete any battle." Or you could just delete everyone's saves when the badges are added, that's cool too.
Play Anaksha Mini Adventures 2: A New Threat Anaksha Mini Adventures 2: A New Threat Mar. 20, 2012
"You've no need to enter the night club." Don't you try and tell me whether or not I need to go into a building with two giant, naked neon women on the front of it, I can make that decision by myself.
Play Papa's Pancakeria Papa's Pancakeria Mar. 06, 2012
Do I have to have OCD to enjoy these games? I honestly try to get into them, but they're about taking down orders and completing those same orders over and over, day after day, trying not to make the slightest mistake to achieve perfection. That sounds like several aspects of OCD to me.
Play Crystal Saga Crystal Saga Mar. 03, 2012
I like how the cash shop button is larger than all the rest and it glows precisely every three seconds so you can't possibly ignore it.
Play Crystal Saga Crystal Saga Mar. 03, 2012
While I would normally 1/5 for this being another generic Big Tittied Anime Girl game, you didn't use a Big Tittied Anime Girl as your game icon. I can respect that. That's why I'm going to throw you a bone and give you a 2/5, even though this MMO is pretty awful.
Play DuckLife 4 DuckLife 4 Mar. 03, 2012
So I right click to try and change quality, misclick right below Low Quality and hit 'Give away all your money'. Why would you not put in a confirmation for that?
Play DuckLife 4 DuckLife 4 Mar. 03, 2012
Start the game with $160. Spend $100 on an egg. End up having $60 leftover, immediately get the badge. They're giving away badges for basically loading the game and pressing 'Start' now. Wow.
Play Burrito Bison Revenge Burrito Bison Revenge Feb. 29, 2012
Got my wallet back with a '1' in all gummy types and a 1-3 in all normal upgrades. Turns out it's really easy to smash through the final gate if you manage to get a car shortly before you encounter it. That almost felt like a speedrun. Woohoo. Also, a tip: You can get an instant +$9,000 if you click the Get More Money button at the top of the shop window.
Play Pixel 2 Pixel 2 Feb. 29, 2012
Why does it take so long for enemies to appear on screen. Why do pixels do nothing but add score when they could be used for upgrades. Why is each world so unbearably long and boring. Why am I never in any real danger. Why does this have a badge.