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About me

I am Jesus, that guy over there.

Member Since: Jul. 09, 2007
Last Login: Mar. 08, 2009
Current Points: 636
Comments: 7
Location: Heaven. HURRRR
Website: www.stupid.com

Age: 16
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: "Bunker? I 'ardly knew 'er!" Badge (hard - 30 points); Survive for 50 waves while suffering 10 casualties or fewer in Mud and Blood 2; Acquired Mar. 08, 2009

: Elephantastic Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete 50% of the achievements in Achievement Unlocked; Acquired Jan. 08, 2009

: Bubble Bully Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 100 enemies during a single game in Bubble Tanks 2; Acquired Dec. 03, 2008

: Field of Screams Badge (medium - 15 points); Kill 100 enemy troops during a single game in Mud and Blood 2; Acquired Dec. 03, 2008

: Supplies Party Badge (easy - 5 points); Collect a crate of supplies in Mud and Blood 2; Acquired Dec. 03, 2008

: Pin Flingin' Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 20 on any map and any difficulty setting in Bloons Tower Defense 3; Acquired Nov. 24, 2008

: Ending the War to End All Wars Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 9 missions in Warfare: 1917; Acquired Nov. 01, 2008

: War is Hell Badge (easy - 5 points); Demoralize the German forces into surrender in Warfare: 1917; Acquired Oct. 31, 2008

: Filling the Trenches Badge (easy - 5 points); Kill 100 German soldiers in Warfare: 1917; Acquired Oct. 31, 2008

: Crossing the Line Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat the German army by conquering the entire field in Warfare: 1917; Acquired Oct. 31, 2008

: The Light Fragtastic Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 100 enemies during a single game in Ether War; Acquired Oct. 31, 2008

: Test Your Might Badge (easy - 5 points); Eat 10 delicious enemies during a single play session in Microbe Kombat; Acquired Oct. 31, 2008

: Wasteland Profits Badge (easy - 5 points); Earn 5,000 credits total in SandStorm Racing; Acquired Sep. 16, 2008

: Special Prize Winner Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock your first reward in Amorphous+; Acquired Aug. 31, 2008

: Fly Trap Badge (easy - 5 points); Eat 25 flies during a single game in Arachnophilia; Acquired Aug. 29, 2008

: Professional Cleaner Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete missions 2 through 9 in Tactical Assassin 2; Acquired Jul. 24, 2008

: Training Day Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first training mission in Tactical Assassin 2; Acquired Jul. 24, 2008

: Tiny Victory Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 3 in Nano War; Acquired Jul. 23, 2008

: 101 Damnations Badge (easy - 5 points); Kill 101 damn dirty zombies in The Last Stand 2; Acquired Jul. 19, 2008

: Chron-O-Johnny Badge (hard - 30 points); Can't a man rip off a drug dealer without stirring up trouble anymore? Exact justice in Johnny Rocketfingers 2; Acquired Jul. 08, 2008

: Color Collector Badge (easy - 5 points); Collect 2,000 shapes in Music Catch; Acquired Jul. 08, 2008

Jesus1's favorite games

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: Nano War

: Pandemic 2

: Drone Wars

: Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2

: I CAN BE MRCREDS ME! MOUSE AVOIDERZ

: Starfighter: Disputed Galaxy

Jesus1's cards (23)

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: Cornelius Constantine, the Suave

: Death Mask

: Stoneheel Totem

: Zina, the Beast Mistress

: Cornelius Constantine, the Suave

: Andromeda, the Archer

: Yoshiro, the Student

: Helene, the Swordstress

Jesus1's friends

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: UncouthBucket

: Ryan2323

: joeperryrock11

: Sallow

: epalerafa

: UncouthSavage

: Emily13

Jesus1's fans

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: Deadeye_wolf

: pepsicancola

: wolfgodess

: sonichalo75

: AbbyLynn1234

: Arithemaster

: Ryan2323

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Stretchy_Pants	Apr. 21, 2009 Anyone that sees this this is my new account please add me
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TheSleepyhead	Feb. 26, 2009 Blasphemy.
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KingKyd	Feb. 25, 2009 Well your mom is…. ……… MARY. Take that.

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Jesus1's comments

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Game	Comments
Hedgehog Launch	Jun. 24, 2008 Five days aint that hard. Takes a lot of luck though. I got $5116 on the first day, just kept working from there. E-rocket and Height and Band are all you need.
Golphysics	Jun. 03, 2008 You expect too much of the people playing this game. It gets too boring and repetitive and the expectations are way too high. There is a lot of potential though, tweak it here and there and re-release it and you might have a winner.
Doodle Defender	Apr. 24, 2008 I'm afraid I have to say... no. It's buggy, lacks creativity, and is a lazy wackjob. Nowhere near where it could be potentially. 2 out of 5. Next time, actually make the game instead of releasing it prematurely.