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HELLLLLOOOOOO!!!! I'm Joe. I like bacon, penquins, football, and rock music. If you disagree your a communist...

Member Since: Jun. 07, 2007
Last Login: Aug. 02, 2009
Current Points: 2094
Comments: 158
Location: Your moms house
Website: http://www.freewebs.com/baconatorsunited/

Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: Goalie Humiliation Badge (medium - 15 points); Score at least 5 goals in a single career game in Crunchball 3000; Acquired Jul. 25, 2009

: Beginner's Luck Badge (easy - 5 points); Win a career game in Crunchball 3000; Acquired Jul. 25, 2009

: Million Dollar Candidate Badge (easy - 5 points); Raise a total of $1,000,000 in Campaign Game: General Election; Acquired Jul. 21, 2009

: We're Not in Nebraska Anymore Badge (easy - 5 points); Reach Mars in 20 days or fewer in Hedgehog Launch 2; Acquired Jul. 20, 2009

: A Bridge Too Far Badge (hard - 30 points); Construct a bridge across a 40-meter gap in challenge mode in Cargo Bridge; Acquired Jul. 15, 2009

: Overflow Funding Badge (medium - 15 points); Rack up $2,000 in unused funds across all levels in Cargo Bridge; Acquired Jul. 13, 2009

: Fall of the Machines Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat Kong-Bot in practice mode in Kongai; Acquired Jul. 12, 2009

: A Hole in Our Universe Badge (easy - 5 points); Travel through a jump gate in Starcom; Acquired Jul. 11, 2009

: You Can Hide, but You Can't Run Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 5 Cave of Trial levels in Epic War 3; Acquired Jul. 10, 2009

: Down and Out Badge (easy - 5 points); Kill a grunt by knocking him off the screen in Fragger; Acquired Jul. 10, 2009

: 2 Grunts, 1 Stone Badge (easy - 5 points); Kill 2 grunts with a single grenade in Fragger; Acquired Jul. 10, 2009

: Going the Distance Badge (medium - 15 points); Travel a distance of 600 in Shopping Cart Hero; Acquired Jul. 09, 2009

: Dropping Loads Badge (easy - 5 points); Load your cart up with 3 groupies, then crash to the ground in Shopping Cart Hero; Acquired Jul. 09, 2009

: Ride the Lightning Badge (medium - 15 points); Fully upgrade all 12 components of your ship in UPGRADE COMPLETE!; Acquired Jul. 05, 2009

: "Now What?" Badge (medium - 15 points); Upgrade everything you can, including the final mystery upgrade in UPGRADE COMPLETE!; Acquired Jul. 05, 2009

: "Oh, Right, the Game" Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete level 20 in UPGRADE COMPLETE!; Acquired Jul. 05, 2009

: "0/5 needs badges" Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock the achievement system in UPGRADE COMPLETE!; Acquired Jul. 05, 2009

: Gentle Giant Badge (medium - 15 points); End the song "Gentle" with at least a 100x multiplier in Music Catch 2; Acquired Jul. 05, 2009

: Raking the Leaves Badge (medium - 15 points); Collect 4,000 total shapes during "Leaves in the Wind" in Music Catch 2; Acquired Jul. 05, 2009

: Flying Purple Power Eater Badge (easy - 5 points); Collect 10 purple power-ups across every game in Music Catch 2; Acquired Jul. 05, 2009

: Newbieland Conquerer Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete Newbieland 2 in 1:30 or under in Platform Racing 2; Acquired Jul. 04, 2009

JoeDirte's favorite games

: Idle.

: GeoWars

: Free Rider

: Particles

: Demonic Truck Kongregate Version

: Punk-o-matic

JoeDirte's cards (25)

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: Yellow Rock of Cowards

: Andromeda, the Archer

: Origami Crane

: Onimaru, the Samurai

: Quickening Powder

: Helene, the Swordstress

: Elusive Feather

: Ashi, the Axe Battler

JoeDirte's friends

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: Marh

: lauren3mo

: JudeMaverick

: mrhthepie

: arcaneCoder

: xMCRomancex

: Vadican

JoeDirte's fans

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: arodriguez6565

: Marh

: Stretchy_Pants

: saprox

: 14Woodie14

: thomasfish

: futureracer

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Blazinice	Jun. 27, 2009 You know I afk more than I chat.
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Marh	Jun. 25, 2009 etriDeoJ!!!! Hey there. :)
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Blazinice	Jun. 18, 2009 What do you think of my story on the forum?

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JoeDirte's comments

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Game	Comments
Cargo Bridge	Jul. 15, 2009 on 38 meters i made a bridge that was below the line of sight in the middle.. haha. 2 more to go.
Learn to Fly	Jun. 27, 2009 5/5 PENGUIN!!!!!!!
You Have To Burn The Rope	Jun. 25, 2009 5/5 just for the song XP